"complimented on my sneakers by my urologist" years old
05.03.2026 18:19
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"complimented on my sneakers by my urologist" years old
During a reactionary war a revolutionary class cannot but desire the defeat of its government.
28 Centuries Earlier
It's too bad I can remember all the words to "Then the Morning Comes" by Smash Mouth but not why I got up.
hell yeah
Took the day off to drink coffee and pet my cat
the author in cold-weather running gear giving a peace sign to the camera on mile 14 of a 31 mile race. the missouri river is in the background.
UPDATE: it was the first one. crushed it.
Trader Joe's: Tricked ya!™
🕯️ spindrift tallboys🕯️
Every day for 8 weeks before the race: "My training has been adequate. I feel good. I love to run. This race will be fun."
24hrs before the race: "I am on the precipice of an historic blunder. Woe and misery, surely, await."
Every time!
I am sorry
I'm the guy who decided that annotating and signing a PDF should be less pleasant than walking through a bramble of thorns and I make no apology for it
Be honest am I missing out by not regularly using a laundry list? I'll admit: I've just been dumping all the laundry in the machine regardless of whether I've bothered to make a list.
These people running Linux who have multiple raspberry pi servers on their home network simply refuse to use any technology
(this is the best I could do from my phone)
That same photo of 9 new coaches but they all have pumpkinheads
or a secret 4th thing, if you're brave enough
I think we should cure diseases
Just found my new favorite website. Big ups to Peter.
Get this guy a Pedialyte!!
Get his ass
Way to go!
Shin Godzilla movie poster
Saturday
Wearing my Kirkland hoodie to Costco like I'm wearing the band's merch at their concert
It's true, I boiled peanuts because of him
Hell yeah
Double Stuf OREO
They have to spell it like that because it doesn't meet the legal USDA guidelines for Stuff
Thinkin' 'bout Kelson 🙂
When they changed the phone's power button behavior from "open power menu" to "open digital assistant," they surrendered their souls to Satan.
