tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety.
venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars.
child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me.
mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed.
mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.
06.03.2026 16:04
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We need momos in Mtl ๐ข
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And I was afraid I wouldn't have anything to blog this week! - Alex's Blog
Many years ago when I vowed never to argue with strangers online again I had a similar epiphany, love how you phrased it here!
06.03.2026 04:52
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Ah that's funny, I used to do the opposite to escape shitty Canadian airfare ๐ข
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Bienvenue!
06.03.2026 03:01
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This is happening to me too with the old BlueSky PDS I was on
05.03.2026 22:10
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maybe he should pick The Art of Computer Programming, one of the seminal books in this genre, for which Donald Knuth (one of the all time greats) won a Turing Award for
speaking of which I wonder what Knuth thinks of Gen AI
oh
www-cs-faculty.stanford.edu/~knuth/paper...
04.03.2026 22:07
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I need to stop supporting drivers so they don't get disgustingly jinxed
(also v cool that I found this bsky post through reddit)
05.03.2026 04:16
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8 bars of a guitar solo that just have 2 notes and bends, Snowblind solo 1
Only Tony Iommi can get away with this shit
05.03.2026 04:10
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Touching grass is criminally underrated
05.03.2026 03:50
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I can use this for so many things! Which makes me wonder, what do your rate limits look like?
04.03.2026 20:35
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If your job was to know when to hit the semicolon key on the keyboard, I'm sad to say that's not an employable skill anymore.
If you shape ideas into tools and art via code, it's really so much better than ever now, and I don't see that changing soon.
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Lol the long tail of deranged people here is long alright
04.03.2026 19:53
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Anti-patterns: things to avoid - Agentic Engineering Patterns
Anti-patterns: things to avoid - Agentic Engineering Patterns
I started a new chapter of my Agentic Engineering Patternw guide about anti-patterns - things NOT to do
So far I only have one: Inflicting unreviewed code on collaborators, aka dumping a thousand line PR without even making sure it works first simonwillison.net/guides/agent...
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I keep stopping myself when I instinctively start giving reasoning for a technical decision to Claude like a coworker lol. Then again sometimes it actually has stopped me from footguns
04.03.2026 04:59
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Nice! Do they pick it or do you have to fill out a form or something
03.03.2026 01:41
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LIVE: Melania Trump chairs UN Security Council meeting
Yo @theonion.com they beat you to it again
02.03.2026 20:46
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We wouldn't happen to be invading Iran today, would we?
YouTube video by WKUK: Whitest Kids Uโ Know
02.03.2026 19:23
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I should do this more :'(
02.03.2026 05:46
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PDS MOOver - Turn OFF
Deactivate your old account
My did doc is all good, turns out the issue was that my old non-deactivated acc was in the same PDS as David so it was trying to find my post to reply to but was failing to do so because my post doesn't exist on there ๐
(for reference this is what fixes it pdsmoover.com/turn-off)
02.03.2026 05:42
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Damn, but my did doc points to my current PDS right? Where do you get my original account info?
02.03.2026 03:06
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So we just live in a Black Mirror episode now huh
02.03.2026 00:20
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The famous "bottomless pit" AI greentext is fake
There was allegedly a more specific template given to generate that, but the src tweet is deleted so who knows ๐คทโโ๏ธ
02.03.2026 02:37
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This is descriptive of like 60% of my commits
01.03.2026 22:15
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How many wars in the world before we call it a world war?
06.05.2025 22:00
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The revolution will not be televised, but the regime change will be live streamed
01.03.2026 01:58
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Khamenei's body has been found and he's confirmed dead, per Reuters
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Khamenei taken out allegedly
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Only one in five Americans supported an attack on Iran.
But Trump did it anyways.
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I tracked the links shared here. Hope you feel better soon!
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