#Scriptsky we must all come together to find Tilly. The future of Hollywood hangs in the balance. #WhereIsTilly

Tilly Norwood Missing, Last Seen Somewhere on Flash Drive — Hollywood Time$ Tilly Norwood, the future of acting in Hollywood, has been reported missing. FBI Director and energy drink endorser, Kash Patel, announced that he would lead the effort to find Norwood on this week’s ...

Tilly Norwood Missing, Last Seen Somewhere on Flash Drive

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“I may be a murderer, but I’m not a monster."

Dude in the 60s: check out this weird little guy I drew

Producer today: this is going to make me a billion dollars

Ghostface Fired from ‘Scream 8’ Amid Alleged Support of Ms. Rachel — Hollywood Time$ Beloved Gen X meta slasher Ghostface has been dropped from the next installment of the long-running Scream franchise. The firing took place shortly after it was reported that the killer’s official Ins...

Ghostface Fired from ‘Scream 8’ Amid Alleged Support of Ms. Rachel

New scoop from @goodatjob.com

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Steve-Os craziest Jackass stunt yet.

You wouldn't believe the amount of hate speech this one attracted on TikTok

If your name isn’t Bill Lawrence then why even bother trying to produce, executive produce, direct, write, or show run a tv comedy right now?

Bill Lawrence Spotted Slipping Eight New Comedy Pilots into Tim Cook’s Mailbox — Hollywood Time$ From a bush outside of Tim Cook’s 500,000 square foot mansion in La Quinta California, I can now confirm that Bill Lawrence was spotted slipping eight new comedy pilots into the Apple CEO’s mailbox, e...

Bill Lawrence Spotted Slipping Eight New Comedy Pilots into Tim Cook’s Mailbox

Guest Scoop by @brettskalicky.bsky.social

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Geese Defecates During Acceptance Speech at The BRIT Awards — Hollywood Time$ Geese does it again.

Geese Defecates During Acceptance Speech at The BRIT Awards
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Netflix Using Entire WB Break-Up Fee to Greenlight ‘The Electric State 2’ — Hollywood Time$ From a bush outside of Netflix HQ, I can now confirm that following the streamer’s exit from their WB deal, The Big N is now earmarking all $2.8 trillion received from the deal’s termination fee to st...

Netflix Using Entire WB Break-Up Fee to Greenlight ‘The Electric State 2’

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Netflix Using Entire WB Break-Up Fee to Greenlight ‘The Electric State 2’ — Hollywood Time$ From a bush outside of Netflix HQ, I can now confirm that following the streamer’s exit from their WB deal, The Big N is now earmarking all $2.8 trillion received from the deal’s termination fee to st...

Netflix Using Entire WB Break-Up Fee to Greenlight ‘The Electric State 2’

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Happy to see the BBC get back to what they're best at. My latest for the Hollywood Times.

Following BAFTA Controversy, BBC Promises to Only Allow Transphobic Slurs — Hollywood Time$ From a bush outside the Broadcasting House, London, I can now confirm that the BBC is issuing an apology for allowing a non-transphobic slur during the BAFTA broadcast. I caught up with John Terf, cha...

Following BAFTA Controversy, BBC Promises to Only Allow Transphobic Slurs

Guest Scoop by: @amityblamity.bsky.social

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“Anti-woke Sinners” is just Sinners from the Klan’s POV.

Meet the CAA Agent Who is Crocheting Blankets to Make Ends Meet — Hollywood Time$ From a bush outside of the CAA building, I can now confirm that up-and-coming CAA Agent, Todd Franklin, has taken up crocheting to stay afloat financially during these uncertain times in Hollywood. I ...

Meet the CAA Agent Who is Crocheting Blankets to Make Ends Meet
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Adult Swim’s ‘Smiling Friends’ to End After Season 3 Adult Swim's animated comedy 'Smiling Friends' is ending after its third season.

Crazy that Michael Cusack and Zach Hadel pulled a Chappelle variety.com/2026/tv/news...

Sorry folks. Some magician kidnapped my dog and I had to break into his house and steal him back. Scoop coming soon.

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Write comedy. Get paid. It couldn't be simpler.

I’m saying!

This little shit wants to pull the ladder up from the next generation of bald children

Caillou Blasts ‘A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms’ Star During Podcast Appearance — Hollywood Time$ From a bush outside Joe Rogan’s mansion in Spanish Oaks, I can confirm that former child star Caillou made disparaging comments about Dexter Sol Ansell, who plays Egg on the hit HBO show A Knight of t...

Caillou Blasts ‘A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms’ Star During Podcast Appearance

Guest Scoop by @realmfresh.bsky.social

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Personal enemy list:
- AI Knobs
- Reddit Mods
- Nate Odenkirk

Dropout’s “Game Changer” to Crossover with Fox’s “America’s Most Wanted” — Hollywood Time$ From a bush outside of the Dropout studios, I can now confirm that Dropout’s popular improvised game show, Game Changer will air a crossover episode with Fox’s America’s Most Wanted in the coming week...

Dropout’s “Game Changer” to Crossover with Fox’s “America’s Most Wanted”
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For sure an industry plant.

BOX OFFICE REPORT: I’m Starting to Think This Glen Powell Guy Really Stinks — Hollywood Time$ From a bush outside of my local movie theater, I can now confirm that professional box office hobbyists across the nation are falling out of love with Glen Powell and his efforts to save cinema. Check...

BOX OFFICE REPORT: I’m Starting to Think This Glen Powell Guy Really Stinks
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New piece on the way, once the deepstate stops throttling my internet. Here's a hint for today's scoop to hold you over in the mean time.