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#nlproc phd. computational linguiost. disaster artist. computer wizard. bike commuter. opinion haver. under constr

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06.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

how it feels taking public transit rn

06.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 1447 πŸ” 272 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 23

Pain at the pump? Buddy, I’ve been pumpin these thighs for twenty years 🚴

06.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a passage from an article by Hunter S. Thompson 

We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time."
Generals and military scholars will tell you that 8 or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history-which is no doubt trueβ€”but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are
doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.
That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th Century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

a passage from an article by Hunter S. Thompson We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time." Generals and military scholars will tell you that 8 or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history-which is no doubt trueβ€”but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed. That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th Century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

Hunter S. Thompson wrote this about a week after 9/11 and god he nailed it

06.05.2025 04:57 πŸ‘ 211 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

06.03.2026 08:57 πŸ‘ 12811 πŸ” 4137 πŸ’¬ 349 πŸ“Œ 251

In this Tech Policy piece, I criticize how framings of Anthropic’s & OpenAI’s negotiations with the US’s DoW overindex on myopic interpretations of human oversight, papering over what should be the real target of our scrutiny: that generative AI algorithms are a flawed and inaccurate technology.

06.03.2026 12:17 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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The last photo of third-grader Mikaeil Mirdoraghi, waving to his mom before he left for school. He was killed shortly after in the U.S./Israeli strike on a primary school in Minab.

05.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 1578 πŸ” 671 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 65
An ADSBx map showing C104 heading from Nashville toward South Dakota.

An ADSBx map showing C104 heading from Nashville toward South Dakota.

Imagine being the Coast shirt pilot and she comes back to the plane like, β€œWe’re not going back to DC, we’re going to South Dakota.”

Imagine if it’s the pilot she tried to fire over the blankie!

05.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 322 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 7

ah got it. I had assumed it was genuine and not consultant-inflicted, but I have no way of knowing

05.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think Walz had the teeth enough, much as I was pleased with him as a pick over the alternatives. he was too nice to Vance in that debate; it legitimized Vance, made Vance look good, and Walz look like he was accommodating to a lying, fascist toad

05.03.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know how long it will take, but a certain point every section of the New York Times will have to become the climate change section.

05.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Here's the thing: no it's isn't 2 (data center bΓΊgalu)

www.fast.ai/posts/2026-0...

04.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I decided to get fried chicken for lunch today, and there was another guy there in line before me who was livid they wanted to charge extra for dipping sauce.

Totally normal reaction, imo, but he immediately blamed Trump, which I was not expecting.

04.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a damn good account 11/10

03.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 1146 πŸ” 205 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 13
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Meet three scientists who said no to Epstein The warning signs included a web search, a mother’s doubts, and inklings of a β€œsexist attitude”

Meet three scientists who said no to Epstein. The warning signs included a web search, a mother’s doubts, and inklings of a β€œsexist attitude” www.science.org/content/arti...

03.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 412 πŸ” 115 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 29

theyre just all so fucking stupid and we were told we had to be respectful and treat their stupid fucking opinions seriously even though we knew its all bull shit and now here we are

03.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 4984 πŸ” 1037 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 37

The name "Venezuela" may have come from the Italian "Veneziola," meaning "Little Venice," despite Venezuela being 2210x the size of actual Venice

03.03.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The resemblance is still uncanny.

03.03.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 1133 πŸ” 197 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 6

another phenomenal quote: "The gap between natural language specification and correct implementation is not a technical problem to be solved but a conceptual challenge that reflects deep truths about human communication and software complexity."

03.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Barenaked Ladies - It's All Been Done (Official Music Video)
Barenaked Ladies - It's All Been Done (Official Music Video) YouTube video by Barenaked Ladies (official)

www.ivanturkovic.com/2026/01/22/h...

> When I look back at the history of software, one pattern emerges with remarkable consistency: the promise to simplify software creation, to make it cheaper, and ultimately to eliminate the need for programmers altogether.

youtu.be/Zs3xXlXSOKk?...

03.03.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
01.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 4424 πŸ” 1235 πŸ’¬ 112 πŸ“Œ 42
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She Came Out of the Bathroom Naked, Employee Says Bank details, sex and naked people who seem unaware they are being recorded. Behind Meta’s new smart glasses lies a hidden workforce, uneasy about peering into the most intimate parts of other people’...

β€œThe workers in Kenya say that it feels uncomfortable to go to work. They tell us about deeply private video clips, which appear to come straight out of Western homes, from people who use the glasses in their everyday lives.
Several describe video material showing bathroom visits, sex…”

02.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 384 πŸ” 228 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 27

Did they start using β€œMicro$$$lop” instead to circumvent the ban

02.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You couldn’t make this up.
And if you did, everyone would say it’s too much.

02.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 10980 πŸ” 3038 πŸ’¬ 669 πŸ“Œ 193

I guess one way for Iran to get rid of all its ballistic missiles is to fire them at US bases

02.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've developed a new 9-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash/deodorant/mouthwash/cat food/motor oil/industrial solvent/condiment called "The Fluid"

02.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

so this is gonna be a "if we have kids, it'll fix our marriage" kind of war

02.03.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0