Ethan McCue

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Sub broccoli for asparagus. Get it crisp as a chip. Lung-like parmeasean surface area.

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Alligator*

"the first time you fall in love, it's not always with a girl."

(Hard cut to crocodile)

Beaver... much was left to him

But I don't want to give my blood to the blood God!

Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom. Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry. By Isaac Chotiner March 4, 2026

Excuse me. Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me. I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are. Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train. I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015? If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

Smokemaster Ham

It's my favorite Star Wars character

Can I say something without everyone getting mad at me?

I disliked The Last Jedi a normal, not insane amount. A normal degree of not liking a film. Totally normal reasons as well.

@hellocullen.bsky.social an episode where the judge is suspended over a spike pit and every courtroom shenanigan that happens a fire lights beneath him, melting a platform of ice

"I'll allow it - but I'm on thin ice mister!"

picture of two boxes of "st louis style" bagels, which are sliced vertically across the top like you wanted to eat regular bread but bought bagels instead of that

just learned about "st louis style" bagels. what da fuck

A star trek episode where earth foodies go through all the new recipes voyager brought from the Delta quadrant

The Pitt.

The Pitt.

The Pitt.

The Klingon Duras sisters, B'etor and Lursa, drawn in the style of Beavis & Butt-head

recently watched an episode of Star Trek TNG with the Duras sisters, so I'm reposting this thing I drew in 2022

Arthur was kinda the first bojack horseman

I don't think I like the computer anymore.

today is for lovers. if you're single today you're essentially dead. put your head in the dirt and don't come out until tomorrow.

Drake Gae

Sea hawks tuah. Touch down on that thang

Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City

Bulldog named meatball in a cowboy hat

Bulldog named meatball in a field of grass

This is my friend's late dog meatball. He slobbered over everything. We miss him dearly.

absolutely no idea what they’re doing with all my snotty kleenexes down at the dump. but I’ll keep sending em

raiders of the lost unc

Got caught up in a really good book last night. I didn't stop coloring till 2 o'clock this morning.