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Chip Unicorn

@chipuni

A perpetual student, here to read from more knowledgeable people more than to write. Software engineer, furry. Icon created by @rowyn@mastodon.art Pronouns: they/them or he/him

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Crap. Crap. Crap.

07.03.2026 22:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Baturday
Bat World Sanctuary

07.03.2026 13:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 5877 ๐Ÿ” 1370 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 140 ๐Ÿ“Œ 330

Straightforward, multi-talented, and loyal.

Her word is her bond.

And -- I met her human equivalents. A family of apple farmers: two sisters and a brother. Most of the money they make comes from cider. VERY hard cider.

07.03.2026 04:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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National Association of Black Bookstores

Black-owned bookstores in the U.S. now have their own directory for the first time ever, launched by the nonprofit National Association of Black Bookstores www.nab2.org

07.03.2026 01:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 156 ๐Ÿ” 141 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

I occasionally read some of my spouse's romance novels.

Road runner could be fixed.

And snake can be tasty.

06.03.2026 21:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We will remember you fondly, Shep.

You died the way you lived -- surrounded by love.

06.03.2026 20:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That was the most COZY horror novel I've ever read.

What's even funnier: It would still have been a good novel if she had said yes to Snake Eater. It would have been an alternate romance.

06.03.2026 20:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How many different countries has Putin bombed in the last year?

How many different countries has Trump bombed in the last year?

06.03.2026 19:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸงตFeels like shouting into the void, but it is essential to note that the Trump/Rubio gutting of the State Department and blowtorching of US diplomatic capacity and credibility is an accelerant to this spiraling war and will seriously undercut US/allied efforts to pick up the pieces after. 1/

06.03.2026 16:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2716 ๐Ÿ” 889 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51 ๐Ÿ“Œ 105

In addition, Secretary of Commerce Lutnick is accused of profiteering from the chance that tariffs would be declared illegal. The Department of Commerce was in charge of the tariffs.

Source: democrats-judiciary.house.gov/media-center...

06.03.2026 18:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I believe in you!

06.03.2026 18:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

very aspect of life in this country is designed so that people do not form bonds or relationships with other people, it's wild to watch in action. Never seen divide and conquer applied this rigorously to a domestic population that is not under foreign occupation

05.03.2026 18:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1878 ๐Ÿ” 467 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62 ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

Congratulations!

05.03.2026 05:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chip had strapped bacon to his feet and was gliding along the Oregon trail! Easy!

04.03.2026 23:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Finished reference for Claiborn :D

04.03.2026 23:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The dog kobold will be too busy wagging her tail and trying to make friends to think about anything else. Except maybe "Ball?"

The rat kobold will be riding the dog kobold within a minute.

The lizard kobold will blink each eye separately. Its one thought: "Yummy crickets? Where?"

04.03.2026 22:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bleep! Bloop!

Cut up 3.14 apples. Place in perfectly circular crust. Bake at 314 degrees for 31.4 minutes.

04.03.2026 21:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't hold us in suspense!

No sugar, one spoon or two?

Milk, lemon, or black?

04.03.2026 04:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Crap. Crap. Crap.

I am glad that you're around after that.

04.03.2026 04:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Man in US Army uniform

Man in US Army uniform

Woman in US Army uniform

Woman in US Army uniform

Man in US Army uniform

Man in US Army uniform

Man in US Army uniform

Man in US Army uniform

First four US casualties of the Iran War:

Capt. Cody Khork, 35
Sgt. 1st Cl. Nicole Amor, 39
Sgt. 1st Cl. Noah Tietjens, 42
Sgt. Declan Coady, 20

04.03.2026 00:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 179 ๐Ÿ” 88 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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Ink_Blitz - Twitch Spottycat extraordinaire! Writer, voice actor, fursuiter and variety gamer by night. I'm here to play games and chew popcorn. And I'm all out of popcorn!

Tonight on stream: Beat Saber!

But not only that, it's a GOOD VIBES NIGHT, because things suck.

Which means I'll only be playing upbeat, fun, bouncy, dancy songs. So bring your best requests, we're having a good time.

Stream starts around 6pm eastern, see you then~

www.twitch.tv/ink_blitz

03.03.2026 19:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

My heart goes out to you and to all of your family.

03.03.2026 06:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trans rights are human rights.

27.02.2026 03:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 258 ๐Ÿ” 81 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think there's four basic things you need to do to keep yourself functioning: exercise, sleep, eat, and socialize

In average jobs you can kinda neglect two of those and still basically function for a while

In creative jobs you cannot. Neglecting any of those for too much time leads to burnout

02.03.2026 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Graphex Set Phase Two is now live!

Now with versions for the KFN, Vulper/Meowper, Kuda Jex (And humanoids), and Winterbold!

And also, new clubbing texture set and audiolink for all! But ALSO audiolink for the original and texture fixes!

Let's paint this club!

jinxxy.com/Inkblitz/gra...

#VRChat

03.03.2026 00:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I am considering doing some art streams. Does this seem like fair pricing?

03.03.2026 01:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Let us know when the streams are happening!

03.03.2026 05:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Crap. Crap. Crap.

He was so much fun.

03.03.2026 03:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wouldn't it be better if we demand Trump send someone that he can recognize?

03.03.2026 00:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The growing list of military ousters under Trump 2.0 Ask anyone in the national security space and they'll tell you: Expertise greatly matters.

Early last year, Trump fired or got many top military generals to resign: www.axios.com/2025/08/27/b...

This year, Trump starts a war against Iran.

03.03.2026 00:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0