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It is true

07.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She can’t check that

07.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I lie to my dog

07.03.2026 07:14 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

They called him Malc β€œolm” In The Middle because he was halfway between salamander and man

07.03.2026 07:07 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Sailor’s Delight

07.03.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pee, nut, butter, and jelly sandwich πŸ˜‹

07.03.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Deal 🀝

06.03.2026 06:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‹ more for me!!

06.03.2026 06:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(Gesturing to spire) you gonna slay that orrr

06.03.2026 05:34 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

🧒

05.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry wrong account

04.03.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m doing everything I can

04.03.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll confuse you in a monute bub

04.03.2026 05:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not at all

04.03.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘€

04.03.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why would I blame myself?

04.03.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My car has a gas leak in the drivers seat

04.03.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Enemies for life are almost as scary as hazards…

03.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t do that. Hazards are scary..

03.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Old year old me

03.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Darnald’s Duck

03.03.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now that’s something we can all get behind. I love you

03.03.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cheering is not my business. Farewell

03.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t like it. And yuor on thin ice bub

03.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Abolutely

02.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Discord requiring users to mail in their social security cards and birth certificates to continue using the app would be the perfect opportunity for blue sky to implement group chats which are surely right around the corner

02.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Stop lollygagging and get to ratsnatching

02.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‹

02.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No birdseed?

02.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You better start collecting some then bub

02.03.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0