Glittertooth 🍉

He did for a minute

the outside garbage can where he can't get in

Eiffel was extremely hopeful the dead rat in the ziplock bag was meant for him

The Internet made fun of giant knees guy on deviantart but now they come for knees again and he's nowhere to be seen

I'm giving away a copy of Clip Studio Paint 5.0 for desktop. To enter:

+ have an OS that can run 5.0
+ share your art OR hype another artist you like in the comments below
+ BONUS = follow my account or join my discord (check my linktree)

This is crossposted. Winner pulled 3/15

one of them dead rodent in laundry room days

little rat or big mouse? who can say

Transsexual southwestern eggroll

? cat just peed so loud I heard him across the room I don't like that

I was gonna post my before and after for the wash I did on it today but uh

I think the color of the water would permanently alter everyone's opinions of me

oh god waterlogged weighted blanket is so much to deal with

Instead of stopping pouring at like a tablespoon I stopped at "oops"

It isss I microplaned the carrots and they just melted in there

My frosting isn't melted I uh, I had a milk measuring incident

Olives + Thyme - chai spiced carrot loaf cake with brown butter cream cheese spicy chai meets sweet spring carrots in this simple and flavor packed carrot loaf cake topped with brown butter cream cheese frosting and candied walnuts.

Wow olivesnthyme.com/chai-spiced-... wowow

Carrot cake

Yay

Oh my fucking god Hobo Johnson is

31

just saw a tiny desk concert so bad I felt violent I wanted to start swinging im foaming at the mouth

Just noticeable difference, so a measurement of how much has to change before a person notices

What's My JND? 0.0034
Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

Hehehe

the private equity partners need that bankruptcy to hurry up

I fucked up

Guys my fuckin carrot cake is still too wet to take out of the oven

Guys I made Viral Laundry Solution and the second I put my weighted blanket in it the water turned brown :(((

aw mannn… so close yet so far away from the chilis

hope you work out a good recipe

photo of an all-white male cat sleeping in a cardboard box, which is labeled "Kirkland signature salted sweet cream butter". the cat is resting his head on one of the box corners, with his neck at an awkward up-angle. still, he looks completely content, as his eyes are closed...

same as the other photo description in terms of the white cat and cardboard box, except this time, the cat is resting his... nose? upper lip? against the same box corner as before. this does not look comfortable either, but he STILL seems content.......

he is salted sweet cream butter......

Carrot cake

Calabrian Chile & Garlic - Bella Italia Bring the taste of Calabria straight to your table. Our Calabrian Chile & Garlic Stir-In sauce turns every meal into a spicy experience like no other.

I like hunting for stuff I think this is it, Italian manufacturer, identical ingredients and nutrition info www.bellaitaliaproducts.com/products/cal...

Good & Gather is a captive brand so that manufacturer is almost guaranteed to be selling this exact same product with a different label 👀 you just gotta figure out the supplier for it

I like Florsheims… it’s also fun to say

ah dang sorry I gotta have a farm equipment accident that day