for years, society was limited to only 16 syrup squares per waffle but with recent combinatorial optimization breakthroughs our research department has achieved previously unheard of densities of waffle
syrup
Combinatorial optimazation waffle with 17 squares
Some delightful bit arbitrage
04.03.2026 04:19
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fake. this isn't real. we fooled you. it never happened. not this time. it wasn't real. made up by our authors. it didn't occur. not this time. wasn't real.
04.03.2026 06:13
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he's got the vibe
03.03.2026 04:22
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475 grams maybe, the fish eye lens is throwing me off and I haven't been to a taco bell in years
03.03.2026 04:21
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the heart wants to cry "will stancil forever" but the mind remembers that he is not radicalized enough yet
28.01.2026 08:13
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if Michael Avenatti were president
26.01.2026 09:24
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I'm dr. geckoing your name right now
18.01.2026 04:41
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I apologize for previously referring to Will Stancil as "Will Stencil"
18.01.2026 04:33
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I think it is a bit over
18.01.2026 02:05
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the pope has been awake for 32 hours watching this game
28.10.2025 06:31
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both solid choices, sounds like a good place
28.10.2025 06:18
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oh ok, but what's the best taco
28.10.2025 06:10
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what's the best one?
28.10.2025 06:03
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yes probably
28.10.2025 06:02
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I've been on a journey through the depths of hell (continuing to post on twitter)
28.10.2025 05:59
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I knew it
28.10.2025 05:58
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sports, ugh
28.10.2025 05:57
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what's been going on over here
28.10.2025 05:56
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possango
28.10.2025 05:56
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around 542 grams but enormous for a shallot
28.10.2025 05:55
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putting it on the bucket list, thank you
10.07.2025 05:40
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where is this, I need to go here
10.07.2025 03:12
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Late at night in an alley in Brooklyn:
Jeffries jumps out saying, "We got you now!" as he fumbles his brass knuckles to the ground
"The Baileys send their regards!" says Schumer, feebly waving a child-sized baseball bat
26.06.2025 04:14
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Graph of sunspot activity from 1975 to 2030 reveals high incidence of sunspots correlate to the Iran Hostage Crisis (1980), Desert Storm (1990), Afghanistan & Iraq wars (2000-2004), Syria (2011-2015) and Iran (now).
The Sunspot Model Of Middle East Intervention by @onionweigher.hellthread.vet who needs to come back here because Twitter doesn't deserve them...
24.06.2025 15:16
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cringeocracy with mid characteristics
06.05.2025 00:39
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I canβt imagine what metric youβd have to hit to be labeled Nerd in my phone. there are so many of you
20.04.2025 05:50
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their noodles are out of this world
20.04.2025 05:55
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he was a guy I met at a party who was up for talking about the cold war at any time, I think
20.04.2025 05:47
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looking through my contacts list which is filled with years of garbage and people I dont remember. best entries:
Angel Taxi
Chair
Fabrizio
Goose
Jim Knife
Max French
My SHOES
Nathan Cold War
Nerd
Test Results
UFO Asian Food
Vet Furryland
Will Gnostic
20.04.2025 05:37
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this is like a disney adult going to disneyland getting a lecture from goofy about the importance of having a healthy diversity of hobbies
19.04.2025 22:12
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