Phospholipid Bi-lay-her

You can’t just post that and not give source..

A friend interpreted a pop culture reference I made as me formally announcing having chosen a new name, and took it upon herself to tell all my friends 😭. I got too used to it to want to change it again and just acquiesced

Pissgirl is you

See you get it

GOD YES PLEASE GOD YES

So…Peak…

Broke:
I no longer make fun of sonic fans because its okay to like the most dogshit games in the world if they make you happy

Woke:
I no longer make fun of sonic fans because their derangement is so incredibly played-out that no fun remains, there is only boredom and apathy.

Are you showing the game to them in attempt to remove the “sane” part of sane doggirl or…

Are you still high on anesthetic

Yeah. Yep. Yeeeep

They added pins. Gotta keep it going

gorf with a tumescent looking menu screen 😭

say what you will about FF16, the eikon of fire bit that they put in the demo is one of the best moments of the entire damn series

prawg pawtroll...........🤤💉

this game (via the psychosexual crisis of conscience it provoked in one of most important women in my life) caused hours of sobbing followed by resolving months worth of buried emotional baggage I almost didnt know existed. So um. Thank you??? I guess???

I was talking to my friends abt this the other day - the concept of AGP is so funny to me, like just because it feels so bafflingly obvious that EVERYONE should be kinda turned on if they're in the correct body...like it feels like the real mental illness would be if any cis person wasnt like that

foreskinnamon roll chat is this anything

oh my god that rave image was yours holy shit i had no idea that was you thats like one of my fav images ever

Gay people be like:

Twinkin bark

Straight people be like:

Im sorry mam your kid is jsut really unfunny this isn’t a medical problem im afraid you’ll have to find a different provider

DONKEH
IF YA KEP SENDING ME THES PICTAURS ILL HAF TAH FILE FOR A SHREKSTRAINING ORDAH ON YEU DONKEH

ARES!!!!!!! DESTROY MY EX AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

your posts never miss but sometimes i wish they would 😭

Oh sure everyone. CLAIMS they hate a toxic work environment but Sharon has been real quiet ever since I pumped her office full of chlorine gas… women am I right?

MY SISTER: dad you have to stop inviting the stone age ancestral ghost to thanksgiving
MY DAD: don't call him that. they had simple copper tools back then
ME: come on. you can't say the shit he says about sumerians anymore
ABAISH-TAKAL: They worship dogs in Uruk. Their eunuchs are too scrawny

your sister daisy died, was torn apart by a horde of starving peasants

they did a Mussolini to peach and toad

I feel like this is basically ur entire post history on this website

I can imagine you’d see much of yourself in that yeah

NO BUT STRAIGHT UP THO

I-it’s not like you’re a friendless unlovable loser or anything, baka!!