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ME: *taking a pic of the Moon"

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A gray bigfoot with orange eyes Text- #031 Ohio Grassman

The Ohio Grassman/ The Minerva Monster is a type of Bigfoot from, you guessed it, Ohio, USA. They're 5- 10 feet tall, 300- 1,000 pounds, are stinky, have long black hair & bright orange eyes. The stench is similar to the skunk ape, who also stinks.

The Bigfoot Society is tracking an unprecedented cluster of activity. In just the last 96 hours, there have been five separate, high-credibility reports stretching from Mantua to Windham, we have received many of these directly. The Bigfoot Mapping Project have been documenting these reports as well. We are looking at a documented corridor of movement across the county. Here is the timeline of what has happened so far: The Timeline of Events March 6 (12:23 PM) – Mantua Center: A local researcher from MTCR observed a 9-foot-tall brown male standing 120 yards away near SR 44. The creature displayed high situational awareness and retreated at high speed once it realized it was being watched. March 7 (10:52 PM) – Mantua Area: A second witness, Dylan Obney, reported an 8-foot figure with long arms and dark brown hair. He heard heavy, rhythmic footsteps and a deep, vibrating grunt that preceded a "forest hush" (total silence). Physical evidence in the form of oversized muddy footprints was located at the scene. March 9 (10:20 AM) – Garrettsville: The activity shifted 8 miles east. A hiker encountered an 8-foot Sasquatch covered in black fur. The witness was startled and evacuated the area immediately. March 9 (11:47 AM) – Headwaters Trail (Near Hankee Rd): Just over an hour later, witnesses *Anonymous and Jacob Taylor had a 15-second face-to-face encounter with a 10-foot black figure. They noted two critical biological details: a "stilt-like" gait and a shoulder-pivot (turning the whole torso to look, rather than just the neck). A strong musky odor was present. March 9 (6:00 PM) – Windham: One hour ago, a resident at a dead-end near the woodline spotted a 6-foot brown figure running with an impossibly long stride. The witness, a long-time skeptic, was stunned, stating: "I know what I saw, but I don’t know what I saw." The "Greenway Highway" Theory

🚨 🚨 Bigfoot at large in Ohio 🚨 🚨

They do! Sometimes they call him the Ohio Grassman but don't be fooled. It's just a Bigfoot subspecies

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The recent rash of Bigfoot sightings in Ohio reminded me that my dad graduated high school with a dude that has written multiple books and been on countless TV shows as a noted UFO and Bigfoot expert and it made me look up his website. It's fucking amazing. www.stangordon.info/wp/

Look out, hikers! Bigfoot said to be roaming Portage County woods Are you a believer in Bigfoot? Some people who were hiking in the woods in Portage County on March 6 and 7 claim they saw a massive, hairy beast.

Two Bigfoot sightings reported in Mantua, Ohio. What sheriffs say share.google/0R0xpe2KrmTM...

Fuck no!

I tire going down the road all on its own. Boy could I ever tell you a story.... 🙃

🤣👍

“Sorry—Carl doesn’t live here anymore.”

“Sorry—Carl doesn’t live here anymore.”

I hate when a distraction distracts me from... SHINY OBJECT!!!

Add a letter, ruin a song

Wart Pigs

Ass music after Chipotle seems fitting.

My cat pixie in an Amazon box that says slam dunks delivered on it

Stop scrolling! Pixie is here, delivering slam dunks

She is a tuxedo cat with stuff from my hasty move stacked behind her. I moved at the end of November, but it was ridiculous so my belongings are still mostly packed up and either in storage or just crammed into the tiny house with the kitties.

Ruby refuses to look at the camera unless the garbage bags full of bedding are in the background.

I can't complain, they have lasted for months, but still. Why do clothes shrink, but not hair ties?

I dangle my legs off the side of the boat blissfully unaware.

Being a gimp it's not like I will be out in nature or anything silly like that. There is sure to be a keyboard close by.

1) freshly showered.
2) COVID free.
3) Bacon, yes. Cheese, yes. Rum, I quit drinking, but am already perfectly pickled.
*As a bonus I avoid vegetables so I am easier to digest.

"Whats that noise? OMG, is that your knees?"

Oh no, that's just a keyboard, somewhere, I'm sure of it.

Bite me Bruce.

No, seriously.
Bite me.
Please?

I don't think he heard me over the screaming.

His screaming.

I don't know what "stop, drop and roll" is in Chinese, but the guy in this Chinese volcano movie obviously didn't either. 🔥😱🔥

I haven't had crabs since I was 20!

I mean, what?

Today's underwear was so uncomfortable that when I took them off I put them in the trash instead of the hamper.

My favourite hair tie is stretched out, but I refuse to replace it, just because.

And my hair bothered me so I amputated it.

But I have no idea what you are talking about, ADHD-Tism...🙃

Fact: I like clicky clicky keyboards.

Theory: I like them because they make the same noises my knees do.

#tortitude #tortoiseshellcat getting treats out of puzzle ball.

You're not wrong...

Wouldn't that be the ultimate insult? Not even good enough for shark food. 🤣

Though I did "teach" Freya to tell time.

How else could she demand treats be offered as tribute on her tower at precisely 3:30 pm every single fucking day?