Ry

Well fuck

I’m also thinking this but I have no pennies (I do but they’re earmarked)

Good morning Ben

Yep. There’s a sweat mark of my butt crack on my bedsheets

My butt gets so sweaty when I jork

Good morning

This is the male equivalent.

Even this is setting me off lmaoooo

Let’s go. Loser bottoms

This is wild

Saaaaame

Do your worst 😏

Hard same. Been waiting for morning wood to go down so I can start my day

Right? I wanna know whether you’d prefer being a gibbon or a sea cucumber… like gimme something to work with.

Okay….

I don’t get small talk. It’s awkward. It’s boring. I’d rather sit in silence.

Said the priest

But what if my secrets are weird

Omg saaaaaaame!

K’shians
H’wives

Anything like that and I’m out

So when do we, your bloomfs, get to sample?

Heheheh naked

Does the earth spin on an axis… DUH

You sound like the orange president

Wanna put my willy in someone

I ate too much and now my ribs feel like they’re about to break apart

Oh I’ll make sure don’t worry

Might fuck my fleshlight 🤷

This

I agree. It’s just comfy

Exactly. Then we can all be gay and happy and playing Pokémon in our pants

Maybe I should save up for a switch 2 😂