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The Dread Pirate Lola

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Not really a pirate, mom, hairstylist, ANTIFA, BLM, prochoice, feminist, grammarian, book nerd, probably not the droid you're looking for. she/her.

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Preznit Fuckwit to American citizens stranded in the Middle East: ‘sucks to be you’ evacuation plan? what evacuation plan?

open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
‘please do not rely on the US government for assisted departure or evacuation at this time. there are currently no United States evacuation points.’
— the recorded message you hear when you call the Office of Overseas Citizens Services hotline.

05.03.2026 07:36 👍 28 🔁 18 💬 5 📌 1

Oh, I meant in the world of Buddy Guy...like you stayed employed longer than she stayed his lady friend 😹 I'm not at all surprised you won the fight, you're a badass!

05.03.2026 09:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I mean, Stephen Miller is Jewish...

05.03.2026 08:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm betting you lasted longer than she did 😹

05.03.2026 08:51 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I just drooled a little 🤤

05.03.2026 07:04 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Magic brownies?

05.03.2026 06:58 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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SheIn has just the pants for it!

05.03.2026 06:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What did Buddy do?! Did you still work there afterwards?

05.03.2026 06:55 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Important: Federal Reserve deposits delays (ACH) transfers
We've been notified by the Federal Reserve that their FedACH(R) services are currently experiencing technical processing delays. This may cause a temporary lag in the settlement and visibility of transfers scheduled for today. The Federal Reserve is working on a resolution. No action is required on your part.

Important: Federal Reserve deposits delays (ACH) transfers We've been notified by the Federal Reserve that their FedACH(R) services are currently experiencing technical processing delays. This may cause a temporary lag in the settlement and visibility of transfers scheduled for today. The Federal Reserve is working on a resolution. No action is required on your part.

Anyone else think it's kinda weird that the Federal Reserve is having this kind of glitch and it's making no news? This is a screenshot from my credit card processing platform, which I only discovered because I'm missing several days of deposits.

04.03.2026 04:23 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Me reading this garbage copy...

02.03.2026 05:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nothing floats at the bottom of the ocean, JFC.

02.03.2026 05:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Florida's AIDS Drug Assistance Program helps people living with HIV afford their medications and heath insurance. Yesterday, the Department of Health filed an emergency rule that/

Cuts eligibility by more than two thirds
Eliminates health insurance premium assistance entirely
Terminates currently enrolled patients on March 1

Florida's AIDS Drug Assistance Program helps people living with HIV afford their medications and heath insurance. Yesterday, the Department of Health filed an emergency rule that/ Cuts eligibility by more than two thirds Eliminates health insurance premium assistance entirely Terminates currently enrolled patients on March 1

DeathSantis just cannot kill Floridians fast enough, I guess.

28.02.2026 03:09 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The junk food lobby ain't gonna let that happen anyway.

28.02.2026 01:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😹😭

27.02.2026 20:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Barbie Fife sums it up pretty neatly.

27.02.2026 09:09 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

🥰😭🥰 omg I love Beau!

26.02.2026 23:18 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I'm so sorry, my friend 🫂

26.02.2026 07:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Do yourself a favor and get yourself some of these incredible creations! Or get some for me, my birthday is 16 days away 😘

26.02.2026 07:03 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

They're making their own Botox.

26.02.2026 06:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"We" didn't win shit.
"You" should never be allowed to put your hands on a medal that requires a lifetime of discipline and training to win.
And to Fox News, who used this moment, to attack Canada: "Hockey is all they have and we took it from them!" Go fuck yourself you useless, talentless fucks.

25.02.2026 18:09 👍 3316 🔁 521 💬 177 📌 16
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4/4

The End!

25.02.2026 07:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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3/4

25.02.2026 07:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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2/4

25.02.2026 07:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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A miniseries of photos and short videos starring the diva herself, Willow! Join Willow in her desperate plea for water (even though she has two whole bowls just for her) go off the rails into unscripted comedy...1/4

25.02.2026 07:35 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The five players who declined the invite are the only MVPs. Fucking disgusting.

25.02.2026 02:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Changing lightbulbs would be a full time job in that nightmare. Every pic I'm like "what the fuck? Whyyyyyy???"

23.02.2026 07:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There are two photos that are labeled "ai rendered" and they're both the exterior photos. Which is fuckin weird, like are there not actual photos of the house itself?

23.02.2026 07:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Listen to this 13 year old who went to her city's council meeting.

She had some things she needed to get off her chest

23.02.2026 04:49 👍 8642 🔁 3151 💬 259 📌 335

Last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist.

I figure these all count 🤷🏻‍♀️

23.02.2026 06:23 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy birthday to your beautiful girl 🥰

23.02.2026 06:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0