Oh my gods and goddesses, I need these in my life immediately!
08.03.2026 04:06
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Oh my gods and goddesses, I need these in my life immediately!
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βplease do not rely on the US government for assisted departure or evacuation at this time. there are currently no United States evacuation points.β
β the recorded message you hear when you call the Office of Overseas Citizens Services hotline.
Oh, I meant in the world of Buddy Guy...like you stayed employed longer than she stayed his lady friend πΉ I'm not at all surprised you won the fight, you're a badass!
I mean, Stephen Miller is Jewish...
I'm betting you lasted longer than she did πΉ
I just drooled a little π€€
Magic brownies?
SheIn has just the pants for it!
What did Buddy do?! Did you still work there afterwards?
Important: Federal Reserve deposits delays (ACH) transfers We've been notified by the Federal Reserve that their FedACH(R) services are currently experiencing technical processing delays. This may cause a temporary lag in the settlement and visibility of transfers scheduled for today. The Federal Reserve is working on a resolution. No action is required on your part.
Anyone else think it's kinda weird that the Federal Reserve is having this kind of glitch and it's making no news? This is a screenshot from my credit card processing platform, which I only discovered because I'm missing several days of deposits.
Nothing floats at the bottom of the ocean, JFC.
Florida's AIDS Drug Assistance Program helps people living with HIV afford their medications and heath insurance. Yesterday, the Department of Health filed an emergency rule that/ Cuts eligibility by more than two thirds Eliminates health insurance premium assistance entirely Terminates currently enrolled patients on March 1
DeathSantis just cannot kill Floridians fast enough, I guess.
The junk food lobby ain't gonna let that happen anyway.
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Barbie Fife sums it up pretty neatly.
π₯°ππ₯° omg I love Beau!
I'm so sorry, my friend π«
Do yourself a favor and get yourself some of these incredible creations! Or get some for me, my birthday is 16 days away π
They're making their own Botox.
"We" didn't win shit.
"You" should never be allowed to put your hands on a medal that requires a lifetime of discipline and training to win.
And to Fox News, who used this moment, to attack Canada: "Hockey is all they have and we took it from them!" Go fuck yourself you useless, talentless fucks.
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The End!
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A miniseries of photos and short videos starring the diva herself, Willow! Join Willow in her desperate plea for water (even though she has two whole bowls just for her) go off the rails into unscripted comedy...1/4
The five players who declined the invite are the only MVPs. Fucking disgusting.
Changing lightbulbs would be a full time job in that nightmare. Every pic I'm like "what the fuck? Whyyyyyy???"
There are two photos that are labeled "ai rendered" and they're both the exterior photos. Which is fuckin weird, like are there not actual photos of the house itself?
Listen to this 13 year old who went to her city's council meeting.
She had some things she needed to get off her chest
Last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist.
I figure these all count π€·π»ββοΈ
