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Database/Search infrastructure at Datadog, ex-GitHub https://nickcanzoneri.com

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Call for Proposals - ELO 2026

The call for proposals is posted for the Electronic Literature Organization 2026 conference. It will be hosted fully online July 15-18, 2026 by a team based at the University of Central Florida with collaborators around the world.

(Submissions will open soon!)

projects.cah.ucf.edu/elo2026/cfp....

07.12.2025 15:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A Pattern Language - Wikipedia

Second cool thing I learned about is the book "A Pattern Language" book from @neighborfulstation.bsky.social en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Patte...

20.10.2025 18:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Had a great time at Barcamp Philly #bcphilly yesterday and meeting new people and seeing folks I haven't seen in quite a bit.

Biggest thing I'm excited to explore is www.joinphilly.com for IRL communities/clubs

20.10.2025 18:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

At #bcphilly today, community is back!

19.10.2025 13:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Text objects! Perform an action inside/around parens/bracket/tag

ie to yank everything inside an html tag where the cursor is: yit

To delete everything in parens (including the parens): da(

13.10.2025 22:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

...But at every intersection along South Broad, five or six Philadelphia police officers - who were waiting in frigid temps to conduct crowd control - gathered around one officer's cell phone, watching the game, and hooped and hollered as the Eagles advanced.

10.02.2025 01:06 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

go birds

10.02.2025 00:43 πŸ‘ 152 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

Might have to get a Barkley jersey #gobirds

26.01.2025 23:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And a hundred book recs too!

11.01.2025 21:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You know what people hear when you say this? Especially other men who are less powerful than you? That the status quo is inevitable, and they shouldn't bother sticking their neck out to change it. That those who care are suckers, weaker than you tough guys.
But what I hear is your own weakness.

11.01.2025 19:19 πŸ‘ 158 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm increasingly pissed off at men in leadership positions posting here that companies backsliding on DEI etc is inevitable, and treating people who are angry about it as naive children. All you are showing is that you are a leader who either a) doesn't care or b) lacks the guts to fight against it.

11.01.2025 19:14 πŸ‘ 536 πŸ” 100 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 17
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😭😭😭 debí tirar mÑs fotos #dtmf never thought that bad bunny music would be making me cry so much

09.01.2025 19:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The shadows on the court also make it look like half the lights are on

15.12.2024 02:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Potentially! Goal would definitely be to have some topics around databases and how to use them effectively

11.11.2024 16:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cool! Will reach out when there's more info!

11.11.2024 03:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is super nascent, but I want to build something we can be proud of. Please contact me here or at "email [at] phlsystems.xyz"

* If you can *host* meetups in Philly OR
* If you'd like to co-organize OR
* If there's any topics you can present on!

11.11.2024 02:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey! I've been jealous of NYC, DC, and other locales having a Systems meetup group.

So, I'm looking to start one for Philly in early 2025:

phlsystems.xyz

There's an email signup form on the website to get more info when it comes out!

11.11.2024 02:44 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

So hey, maybe it’ll help somebody. About eighteen months ago, I found out I had breast cancer. I got a phone call and I sat there and said the right things and hung up and sat in my car and just had cancer for a bit.

06.11.2024 09:01 πŸ‘ 1038 πŸ” 178 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 10

Greetings from #srecon EMEA! Let's try the old Twitter thing of liveblogging all of the conference. One thread for each day, with today being day one. Let's get started!

29.10.2024 08:45 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

* @vickiboykis.com
* me!

28.10.2024 18:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘‹ Re-introduction post! Hey, I'm Nick, an engineer in the Philly burbs working on database + search infrastructure. I've worked a bunch with Postgres, Elasticsearch, MySQL.

Currently I'm working on internal storage platforms at Datadog, focusing on Postgres.

28.10.2024 14:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
One of the slides from the conf by the professor, titled OS people hate databases

One of the slides from the conf by the professor, titled OS people hate databases

The banger opening presentation at P99 Conf by Professor Andy Pavlo

watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD-0dw4gUhw

27.10.2024 02:34 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
Here's Claude 3.5 Sonnet (2024-06-20) and Claude 3.5 Sonnet (2024-10-22):

Two images that are recognizable as pelicans on bicycles

Gemini 1.5 Flash 001 and Gemini 1.5 Flash 002:

Two images that are NOT.

Here's Claude 3.5 Sonnet (2024-06-20) and Claude 3.5 Sonnet (2024-10-22): Two images that are recognizable as pelicans on bicycles Gemini 1.5 Flash 001 and Gemini 1.5 Flash 002: Two images that are NOT.

I spun up a new LLM benchmark: how well can they handle this prompt?

Generate an SVG of a pelican riding a bicycle

I find the results so far utterly delightful: https://simonwillison.net/2024/Oct/25/pelicans-on-a-bicycle/

25.10.2024 23:59 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I get flabbergasted every time they’re surprised that peanut butter and a jam goes well together

25.10.2024 03:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Working on a databases starter pack: go.bsky.app/7mG8msu

22.10.2024 05:10 πŸ‘ 122 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 9

this is one of the coolest things I have seen in such a long time

27.02.2024 05:17 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The β€œwe’re finding kids from around the globe to play in the NFL” ad isn’t as cute as they thought

12.02.2024 01:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A gallon of strawberry lemonade water ice

A gallon of strawberry lemonade water ice

In the most Philadelphian thing I’ve done recently, you can just go to the water ice factory and pick up a few gallons. At $8.95/gallon it’s pretty cheap too

08.08.2023 00:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A placard about South Jersey glass titled β€œSouth Jersey Tradition”

A placard about South Jersey glass titled β€œSouth Jersey Tradition”

Found some of my wife’s culture at the Art Museum today

23.07.2023 02:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0