@section331
EDM, baseball, eldergoth, ex-eagle / co-Maple Grove, forager, introvert, very good cook. Family, friends, cats, lore, community. Legitibitiqua. Witch. Swears. Poor AF. If you ask me who radicalized me, the answer is is you did, die mad.
When I used to tour, one of the games we played while bored in the van was if someone randomly ran into something like this, we'd all have to collectively decide what kind of sexual act it was. The phrase "crispy twister" was once spotted on a KFC sign, kept us busy for like an hour. #humpplumping
These are the 4 things AI can do well:
•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday
You can see why we need to base our economy around it
Fucking rage inducing shit.
It's fucking disgusting and he's going to get us all killed.
HOW DARE YOU
I'm not that shady.*
*I am extremely shady
Franken is a sewer monster.
Spring ball is dumb as hell
Wow I just barfed a little.
What the fuck in the fucking fuck
I figured this wasn't far off. Just another mediocre and yet way below sub-par racist, stupid white dude.
The CACKLES I am cacking right now. Holy shit. Fuck you, nazi Barbie.
Not a drag queen. Not a trans person.
I am at the point where if you are defending these people, I WILL assume you are one of them. Full stop.
22 more sleeps until real live baseball.
Oh NOW you're worried. Wild, when this is a situation y'all had a direct hand in making happen. But go off, kings.
Pretending a second generation rule exists and that I'm a Cornish citizen for a while. 😐
You're definitely allowed. :)
Gish was good. Anything after that can jump.
Listening to audio of recent hearings and DAMN Pam Bondi loves deep-throating wrinkled orange cock. They're trying to get to the bottom of the Epstein situation and she does not shut the fuck up about the stock exchange. May she rot in Hell.
3 and 4. Probably a lot of 2 lately, but I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard.
Oh gods yes (laughs in nearly 55).
POV: you're a puck
George Zimmerman is apparently homeless and can't find anyone to hire him, and I really love that for him. 😃
What a fucking creep.
If you're a leftist and like cheese and steak,
Beechers and Mishima are really good companies to support.
Just trust me on this.
He is an AMAZING songwriter. I don't think he ever sleeps.
Did you all know that guacamole comes in a squeezy bag, because I did not and I think you held out on me! haha
Gross.
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