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Julie VouzCoucher πŸ’™βšΎοΈ

@section331

EDM, baseball, eldergoth, ex-eagle / co-Maple Grove, forager, introvert, very good cook. Family, friends, cats, lore, community. Legitibitiqua. Witch. Swears. Poor AF. If you ask me who radicalized me, the answer is is you did, die mad.

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When I used to tour, one of the games we played while bored in the van was if someone randomly ran into something like this, we'd all have to collectively decide what kind of sexual act it was. The phrase "crispy twister" was once spotted on a KFC sign, kept us busy for like an hour. #humpplumping

06.03.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

β€’Clean up your email inbox (badly)
β€’Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
β€’Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
β€’Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

06.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 4433 πŸ” 964 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 9

Fucking rage inducing shit.

06.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's fucking disgusting and he's going to get us all killed.

06.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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HOW DARE YOU
I'm not that shady.*

*I am extremely shady

06.03.2026 05:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 431 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Franken is a sewer monster.

06.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spring ball is dumb as hell

06.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow I just barfed a little.

06.03.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What the fuck in the fucking fuck

05.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I figured this wasn't far off. Just another mediocre and yet way below sub-par racist, stupid white dude.

05.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The CACKLES I am cacking right now. Holy shit. Fuck you, nazi Barbie.

05.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not a drag queen. Not a trans person.

I am at the point where if you are defending these people, I WILL assume you are one of them. Full stop.

05.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

22 more sleeps until real live baseball.

05.03.2026 05:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh NOW you're worried. Wild, when this is a situation y'all had a direct hand in making happen. But go off, kings.

04.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretending a second generation rule exists and that I'm a Cornish citizen for a while. 😐

04.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You're definitely allowed. :)

04.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gish was good. Anything after that can jump.

04.03.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Listening to audio of recent hearings and DAMN Pam Bondi loves deep-throating wrinkled orange cock. They're trying to get to the bottom of the Epstein situation and she does not shut the fuck up about the stock exchange. May she rot in Hell.

03.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

3 and 4. Probably a lot of 2 lately, but I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard.

03.03.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh gods yes (laughs in nearly 55).

03.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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POV: you're a puck

03.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

George Zimmerman is apparently homeless and can't find anyone to hire him, and I really love that for him. πŸ˜ƒ

03.03.2026 05:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a fucking creep.

03.03.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're a leftist and like cheese and steak,
Beechers and Mishima are really good companies to support.
Just trust me on this.

03.03.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He is an AMAZING songwriter. I don't think he ever sleeps.

03.03.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did you all know that guacamole comes in a squeezy bag, because I did not and I think you held out on me! haha

03.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gross.

02.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 124 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3