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We went to Paris to launch a fake brand campaign for the bank Société Générale.
Société Générale said they’d stop funding coal.
But instead underwrote a $409 million a bond to the world’s largest private coal company (through one of their subsidiaries).
Sign the petition at pollutiongenerale.fr
Did you know that the PR agency for #COP30 also works for fossil fuel companies like Shell?
We made a meditation app to help them sleep at night.
Try it for yourself here
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You pay fuel duty. Why don’t billionaires?
This week, we launched WeWingAnyCar.com to help you qualify for the same tax breaks that private jets get.
Because tax loopholes shouldn’t just be for billionaires.
They’re for everyone.
Watch out for socialist vampires tonight
This is what you really need to worry about this Halloween.
Learn how to better serve our Almighty Economy Lord with this “web game” I created.
It features ten mini-games where you can pray, make offerings, and confess to the Holy Ghost of GDP.
olifro.st/almighty-eco...
A divine hymn for our Almighty Economy Lord 🙏
This email just went out to everyone at Edelman PR… Richard defends their contract with COP30, and pushes oilwell.app as the solution to staff anxiety.
We launched a meditation app for oil and gas PR firm, Edelman.
With sessions like the Smog Breathing Exercise, oilwell.app helps you embrace climate chaos, so Edelman can carry on promoting fossil fuels.
This month the app passed a huge milestone. So naturally, we baked their office a cake.
This morning Edelman's biggest health clients received a yoga mat.
Clients like AstraZeneca, who may be wondering how Edelman’s fossil fuel PR aligns with their health missions.
The Edelmat helps them stay calm as the world gently burns.
Try Edelman’s new yoga experience yourself at oilwell.app
Get ready for Thirsty Billionaire Summer @greenpeaceuk.bsky.social #heatwave
I stopped off at a billionaire’s mansion with @greenpeace.org to deliver a special gift
While bosses “network” on yachts in #Cannes, upgrade your leadership to AI CEO replaceyourboss.ai
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🐚 Ring ring! The ocean called. It wants its biodiversity back.
I went to the UN Ocean Conference with @greenpeace.org to see how world leaders are getting on with ratifying the High Seas Treaty.
This is the Drought Meditation from oilwell.app
The app that helps you embrace climate breakdown
“It’s not a protest, it’s a mindful acceptance practice”
This week we took our meditation site Oilwell.app to Edelman’s offices.
Ready to embrace climate breakdown? Join us for a group meditation outside Edelman’s London office tomorrow morning.
Contact details on the flyer.
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553,266 seconds have been spent meditating on climate chaos on oilwell.app
The app that helps you embrace climate breakdown
Oilwell Pro… Coming soon
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Breathe in denial, exhale responsibility
Let go of childish thoughts like “climate action”
Oilwell.app is a wellness app to help you embrace climate breakdown
Brought to you by Edelman, Oil and Gas PR
Oilwell’s mood tracker helps you accept your climate anxiety, so oil and gas companies can get on with ignoring it
Oilwell.app the app that helps you embrace climate breakdown.
🎧 Climate catastrophe sounds better with headphones.
🔉 These ASMR experiences help you turn climate chaos into background noise
📲 oilwell.app - the app that helps you embrace climate breakdown
🌪️️ Drift off to climate chaos
🌙️ Blend the sounds of disasters to make your perfect good night noise.
💤 Try it at oilwell.app (brought to you by Edelman, Oil and Gas PR)
🌪️️ Drift off to climate chaos
🌙️ Blend the sounds of disasters to make your perfect good night noise.
💤 Try it at oilwell.app (brought to you by Edelman, Oil and Gas PR)
Keep a log of your spiral into climate anxiety
The mood tracker in oilwell.app includes the full range of climate grief, climate terror and climate despair.
And every day Oilwell will remind you that your feelings don’t matter.
The climate crisis continues regardless
Bye bye biosphere.
This is the Lifeless Rock Visualization from Oilwell.app
The meditation app that helps you embrace climate breakdown.
Unbelievable! Staff at Edelman received this email from their CEO yesterday. oilwell.app
“Endless Growth Affirmation” from oilwell.app
The app that helps you embrace climate breakdown
