preciousRoy

a cartoon of garfield sitting on a box with a blue blanket Alt: a cartoon of garfield dancing for u

may i interest you in a sensual garfield

Fucking Tomax and Xamot looking motherfuckers.

anthropic: I have made AI

tech nerds: you fucked up a perfectly good computer is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

Polymarket’s slogan might as well be “I wouldn’t bet on it.”

Cachy has already taken the “we do nothing” stance.

The Owl House gets a book after three years.

*Finger on the monkey’s paw curls down.*

Sure, maybe that milk sitting in the back of the fridge isn't that bad, it's only been 20 years or so

a learned co-conspirator just perfectly phrased it thus: "the horrors of giving the angry vibrating crystals agency in an adversarial environment"

grith.ai/blog/clineje...

Just so y’all know. There is a Nuremberg Pennsylvania.

[Modified cover for the PlayStation 1 game, No One Can Stop Mr. Domino! (1998) by Artdink. Mr. Domino's face has been replaced with that of online personality Mr. Beast] [Title] Some Body Should Stop Mr. Beast! [PlayStation sidebar] PleaseStop [PS logo changed to CIA logo] PsyOp [ESRB Logo] NON-ZERO CHANCE THAT THIS MF IS EVIL [Artdink and Akklaim logos] ANNOYING ASShole

Just wipe the servers and sell the RAM on eBay.

It’s cool.

Kier Starmer visibly (and presumably audibly) shitting his pants

MFW I’m asked a question on the Teams call I’ve not been listening to and everyone is expecting an answer

Bazzite is a great option, I'm a CachyOS enjoyer. Pika and Nobara are good if you're into straight Debian/Ubuntu or Fedora OSes geared towards gaming.

On the right hardware, Linux kicks the crap out of Windows.

Has anyone heard if anybody is stepping up to sue the state over this law?

So. Hey. How long before there’s a userland daemon that attests a random age every time it’s queried?

an edited screenshot of Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne, where Max (from Sam and Max) is dressed as a jack frost from SMT. he stands before the demi-fiend and says "When I die, I'm taking you with me."

remembering old dumb art i did. SMT: sam & max tensei.

“we accidentally built a social media app with over 40 million users where you can block the mods with a single button. plz don’t do it tho or we’ll be mad 😡”

Bluesky Moderation @moderation.bsky.app BLOCKED BY Blocked by 7,728

creed mumble rock voice:

“CAN HYOUUU TAYKE MEEEE HIGHYAAERRRR” 🤘

Aged like a fart in a jar.

Fun fact: when Cyberpunk 2077 launched, we didn’t have the Sandevistan. The game just ran at that frame rate.

But why does he look like Bill Paxton in Weird Science?

San Francisco cop used license plate reader data to find wife’s stolen car: report In the latest abuse of Flock cameras, the officer posted images of the car on Instagram.

ALPRs are “incredibly ripe for abuse,” EFF’s @mguariglia.bsky.social told @SFstandard.com. “No matter how many legal or bureaucratic guardrails you put on those searches, officers are going to find a way to use it for their own personal reasons.” sfstandard.com/2026/02/27/...

Ian Miles Cheong (second from left) and other paid influencers in Dubai.

oh my god this photo of ian miles tails cheong hanging out with his fellow paid to live in dubai social influencers i am DYING. smeagol glow up era.

Goddamnit.

I have a cat that semi-regularly craps on my carpet and I haven’t done her execution style.

Just saying.

I’m probably 80% through Requiem and I just now realized both Leon and Grace lose their cool jackets.

I’m a 43 year old man who’s constantly on the razor edge of recreating the Sarah Connor “you’ve never created life” rant from Terminator 2.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

Now more than ever: