07.03.2026 05:35
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I'm the alt of the earth!
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YAY! Just in time for baseball season!
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If my life was a drug, it would be listed under "downers".
I'm part of a focus group!
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This day in history was a Tuesday.
This can't be the same brain that knew how to read music and CNC machine code.
Poster for the movie "Topper", starring Cary Grant and Constance Bennett.
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6 months? 6 MONTHS???? I wish it was just 6 months! It used to be 7. Now it's almost 8, thanks to dubya. I've hated it since I was a kid, having to watch my childish father angrily changing all the clocks in the house.
Dammit! I was just about to post the exact same thing!
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He beat Jasmine Crockett???? Now I hate the bastard!
David Letterman's Worldwide Pants Incorporated logo.
To the Viktor go the spoils.
This whole mess is Gen A's fault. Fucking breeders!
I can wear all my shirts without irony. Permanent press rocks!
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Cm and white drawing of a warrior fighting a skeleton. What are the four core character classes? Wrong answers only.
The Scarecrow
The Tin Man
The Cowardly Lion
Dorothy Gale
The Wizard Of Jorts
But the Catholic church can!
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Thanks, but I prefer Zildjian or Paiste.
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The Gen A urge to wear animal skins and make tools out of flint.
If you're in trouble and have exhausted all your options, give me a call. Because I'm the last person you want to help you.
Big whoop, that's really only 20 eggs with mayo and mustard.
Tori Amos performing at the piano, wearing jeans and sitting at the extreme corner of her piano bench. Very similar to my experience at the Coach House.
One of my favorite concert memories is seeing her at the Coach House in Capistrano. I had a front row seat and her piano was close to the stage's edge, so I got to look directly at her crotch all night. During one song, she spread her legs open a little wider, looked directly at me and winked!
