"Romaine! It rhymes with ptomaine!" - The lettuce council
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"Romaine! It rhymes with ptomaine!" - The lettuce council
A vintage Underwood typewriter. With manual carriage return.
I've created hundreds of songs that way.
If Tone Loc married Mos Def would their kids be called Tone Def?
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In this economy? Have you see the price of carp???
And its sequel: Bluetooth Bloods.
Do it at night, when the cops are asleep.
I'm the alt of the earth!
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YAY! Just in time for baseball season!
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If my life was a drug, it would be listed under "downers".
I'm part of a focus group!
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This day in history was a Tuesday.
This can't be the same brain that knew how to read music and CNC machine code.
Poster for the movie "Topper", starring Cary Grant and Constance Bennett.
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6 months? 6 MONTHS???? I wish it was just 6 months! It used to be 7. Now it's almost 8, thanks to dubya. I've hated it since I was a kid, having to watch my childish father angrily changing all the clocks in the house.
Dammit! I was just about to post the exact same thing!
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He beat Jasmine Crockett???? Now I hate the bastard!
David Letterman's Worldwide Pants Incorporated logo.
To the Viktor go the spoils.
This whole mess is Gen A's fault. Fucking breeders!
I can wear all my shirts without irony. Permanent press rocks!
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