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Cole

@lilgay.club

Gay lil fruit. Writer, sometimes funny, pug dad. ATX poster. Writing at: https://inaneconsumption.com/

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Yall podcast together?? You really are gay and married

06.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We killed literal children and nobody will go to jail for it!!!!

06.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dark that whenever America commits a war crime we just go β€œit was an oopsie in our data” and nobody is held accountable for it.

06.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t often sing my own praises but I have gotten very good at holding orderly and productive meetings and designing better project management at work and I think it’s paying off.

06.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Allowing Trump to use the cia to kidnap a foreign leader and then hand pick their replacement was obviously going to lead to this. He now believes he has the right to dictate every country’s leader. The only real remedy is impeachment.

06.03.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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06.03.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a whole lot of words to say the US bombed a school full of children.

06.03.2026 13:14 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me frantically posting a reply: hoods hoods please don’t come for me!

06.03.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So are all the pups just sweating like crazy under those masks?

06.03.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

If this country actually cared about protecting children we’d be locking up every priest and demanding you be 18 to visit one.

06.03.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Take a nap at work. Who cares? We’re all dying anyways.

05.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hope this shows Trump people that they’re not invulnerable and they can and will get fired by him the moment he chooses! It probably won’t because nobody learned that last term either!

05.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s still fun!

05.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why did I drink more coffee my anxiety is going to force me to gnaw a hole through my desk!!!

05.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I am so glad my partner gets a vacation in a week and gets to stay in a nice hotel in dc and I don’t. I am not jealous at all!!!

05.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

It really is crazy that the entire world is letting Trump rule them rather than just going β€œno we won’t be doing that”

05.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If an editor of a popular literary magazine rejects your short story but tells you to keep working on it because you’ve got the seed of something interesting, do you accept that earnest advice or spiral into anxiety and self loathing?

04.03.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

The technocracy is very very clear about what they’re hoping to achieve: they will rule the world as the provider of the ai tech and everyone else will spend their days in a factory producing chips or screwing in tiny screws.

04.03.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really earnestly believe a lot of the ai bandwagon folks have some unrealistic utopian idea of the future where, once their jobs are outsourced to a machine, they get to spend the day in leisure while getting paid and unfortunately that’s not how capitalism works.

04.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m going to concede the tech is impressive but like what you’re describing giddily is not having to use your brain, being completely replaceable, and having no real marketable skill now. Why would you brag about that?

04.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Idk why the ai loving people brag so much about not doing their job.

04.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Man wearing a red jockstrap

Man wearing a red jockstrap

We all might be dying but at least my ass is fat

04.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 238 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah that’s what I’m talking about just line those babies up and let them take root

04.03.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pro tip: if you ever get bored you can just make new clippings of your pothos. Im up to 6 now.

04.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think those plants need some water…

04.03.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

kinda just seems like the Iran situation keeps getting worse and worse, meanwhile the presidents people keep telling us that β€œno it’s actually all good”

04.03.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gonzo to me how many people are willing to vote for a dude who can’t go a year without an investigation into his criminality and corruption but then again we did elect Trump so!

04.03.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If there’s one true Texas tradition it’s electing a dude everyone fucking hates to the senate.

04.03.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

i would beg Texas Dems to be normal for like three hours and not get into a feud about two candidates whose positions are like 85% the same

04.03.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lucas and The Devil Lucas paused. β€œBut don’t you want more than this?”

At the end of last year, I did a 20-card tarot spread to see what 2026 had in store. And wanting to create more this year, I’ll be posting a short story each month based on the tarot card I pulled for that month!

For January, The Devil: unknownasterism.beehiiv.com/p/lucas-and-...

03.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0