Alex Fitzpatrick

using a piper cub to join the quarter-mile high club

Sorry, Mario, your tariff refunds are in another castle

heavy

popcorn option is for americans watching eurovision

U.S. economy unexpectedly sheds 92,000 jobs in February The worse-than-expected report signals that the labor market is on weaker footing than previously believed.

NEW: U.S. economy unexpectedly sheds 92,000 jobs in February

Tolstoy's original title

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"in season four, episode twelve of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine..."

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Exclusive: Trump demands immediate pardon for Netanyahu to focus on Iran "I want him to focus on the war and not on the f*cking court case," Trump told Axios.

Exclusive: Trump demands immediate pardon for Netanyahu to focus on Iran www.axios.com/2026/03/05/t...

www.axios.com/2026/03/05/i...

Hey there, Raider

Exclusive: Trump says he must be involved in picking Iran's next leader "Khamenei's son is unacceptable to me. We want someone that will bring harmony and peace to Iran,"

Exclusive: Trump says he must be involved in picking Iran's next leader www.axios.com/2026/03/05/i...

nick tahou getting downgraded to "another Rochester restaurant"

my life was a mess, now it's Van Ness!

Just got served up this pic from three years ago where it's abundantly clear I forgot to plug in my iPad. Whoopsies.

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel

not enough jane's addiciton fans in your readership, clearly

ah, spam call, I knew it seemed fishy

Good morning! Yes, this is he

forgot to tell you about this crazy poll I saw on people who believe in Greek mythology. it had a wild margin of hera

options should really be yay/neigh

401(k) hardship withdrawals hit record high — but investments are still up 6% of people with retirement plans requested hardship withdrawals in 2025, up from 4.8% in 2024.

"6% of people with retirement plans requested hardship withdrawals in 2025, a new high." www.axios.com/2026/03/04/4...

me, every six months: maybe a new pen will fix me

and this IS ceti alpha V

Cover of New York Times Food section - March 4, 2026

hey man no judgement, whatever websites you're into