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Just your average MCU/NFL/D&D/Yakuza/Spice World superfan. Everything should be much much gayer. Don't blame me, I voted for Nader

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You still can't stop double-replying because you can't control your feelings.

You can't defend your fit about the rules because you're a clown with no clue how the sport works.

You're in a thread started by the fan club of a team you're obsessing over instead of enjoying your win.

What a doof.

07.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What a remarkably stupid lie.

07.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You haven't understood them because they were about the rules of football. Nice try.

07.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No, not "our." Your. You, personally, the weirdo who posts AI slop memes about other dudes' cum and who doesn't understand the rules of football enough to discuss them like an adult.

07.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Keep proving you just want to whine about your betters' actions because you aren't smart enough to understand them.

07.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You think they're "whining" because you aren't smart enough to understand an indefensibly stupid rule.

You keep trying to pretend otherwise, but it's obvious you're clueless. You can't defend your position. You just keep stamping your foot and making declarations about the feelings of your betters.

07.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You're the one who's whining about it, lil buddy.

But you really don't understand it at all and it's hilarious. You overcompensate for being an ignorant failure by being an emotional wreck and projecting that onto McVay. He absolutely owns your heart and soul and it's adorable.

06.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You legitimately can't defend the stupid rule that you're so emotional about. You can't even describe it.

It's just a fact. You are bad at understanding football and you try to overcome your failures with emotional tantrums in the mentions of Rams fan pages. No Lombardi can erase that L.

06.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You don't understand football and you're very emotional about it. So you project your emotions onto your betters because you're too weak to just study the rulebook.

That sucks, bud. Just overcome your father's failures and improve yourself instead of this sad display.

06.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The rule is extremely stupid and a weird loophole that wasn't considered when they changed the fumble rules quite a few years back.

You don't know ball. No wonder you're so insecure as a fan.

06.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You're ascribing feelings to your betters that aren't there, as I've tried to get through to you before.

You know the rule is indefensible. I'm starting to think you don't understand it, tbh.

06.03.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

β€’Clean up your email inbox (badly)
β€’Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
β€’Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
β€’Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

06.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 3790 πŸ” 825 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 9

No, I'm here because you posted in reply to a Rams fan account and can't stop talking about us.

I'm suggesting you should try celebrating winning instead of crying about a holding penalty from four years ago in a game your team wasn't playing in.

06.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well yeah, when a lil pup is barking in my mentions and triple-posting, I tend to reply back.

It's very funny that you've made yourself look so pathetic that you're resorting to "well you're replying to some of my posts" as a response.

Glad you could catch up tho. I hope it eventually helps.

06.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's obvious that you could care quite a bit less. I'm suggesting that you should, in fact.

Whimpering about games from five years ago is just pathetic, lil bro. Keep up this energy and just enjoy your moment instead of pocket watching.

06.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, a weird Reddit AI slop meme about another man ejaculating?

I'm so owned. You got me, bud.

06.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Being up by two whole games and strutting like this is genuinely hilarious.

It's a good rivalry, man. Just try being an adult about it and enjoying your win more than you enjoy obsessing over the Rams beating you after a double punt or whatever.

06.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I obviously said we were second-best to your team specifically, this year.

Just a perfect picture of a sore winner. Still nursing your hurt feelings from four years ago instead of enjoying the W.

One day you'll be able to act like you've been there before, lil bro. I believe in you. πŸ‘

06.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, we're still trying to rebuild our fan base after shitty ownership took our team away.

I'd think someone from the city with the Supersonics would understand that, but I guess the "return" part is confusing you?

06.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Being the second best team in the league this year and being led by the MVP doesn't exactly feel like garbage. We'd love to have done better, but there's probably 25-30 teams who'd gladly be in our position.

No need to take it so serious that you're still mad about playing catch-up. Enjoy yourself.

06.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 12:05 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Making up whole points systems to tell yourself you're not obsessed over the Rams having hurt your feelings? I love that for you, lil buddy.

That stretch includes a long stretch where we were garbage, obviously. We turned things around over the last decade, and it really seems to have rankled you.

06.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Meanwhile, you finally caught up to big brother.

If only you could simply enjoy your success instead of spending years seething about ours. πŸ˜‚

06.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Obsessing over games we won four years ago and stamping your feet about how it was unfair is a very funny way to spend your off-season.

The Bengals got a free TD called their way and we got a first down the other way. Maybe study the game so you don't embarrass yourself like this.

06.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Convincingly" is such amazing cope.

Again, congrats on catching up. Just try to have some dignity and not spam people's notifications with your tantrums over changing an indefensibly bad rule.

06.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Etsy-generated Holiday Traditions must be stopped. It's out of hand and we'll be throwing together special Arbor Day Fun Forests by 2030 unless we take a stand.

06.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 9410 πŸ” 1753 πŸ’¬ 98 πŸ“Œ 116

Damn, you really can't keep yourself from these emotional double-replies, can you?

I hope that projecting your big feelings onto your betters is helping, lil buddy, I really do.

06.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's so funny you have to write an entire emotional fanfic over a request to change an indefensibly bad rule.

If only you could enjoy your victory instead of spending your entire off-season thinking about us.

06.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Losing a discussion" where I upset some dork into filing up my mentions with emotional overreacting?

Again, just adorable to see what happens when people with no experience actually win something.

The call was correct by the rules, and the rule is indefensibly bad. You obviously agree.

06.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0