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Middle-Aged Mediocre Guy/Law Guy/Dad/Does performance stuff. Kentucky Colonel. Host of Boozy’s Legal Funhouse podcast. He/Him. Other places: https://linktr.ee/boozybadger . Not your lawyer. I am an adult. There will be adult things. Views are my own.

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Ken, Google “That one episode”

06.03.2026 17:05 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s literally about 3 scenes with an overheated fursuiter who talks about how creative the fandom is and is then released.

06.03.2026 17:04 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not bad at all.

06.03.2026 17:04 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nobody was shown jerking off with puppet, medical drama furry rep has improved.

06.03.2026 17:04 👍 45 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

Oh good, the episode of the The Pitt with the Anthrocon Furry patient aired.

06.03.2026 16:59 👍 51 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0

He is presently staring blankly into the microwave and licking the glass.

06.03.2026 14:33 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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THREAD #OTD March 6, 1857 SCOTUS ruled in the Dred Scott v. Sandford that the US Constitution did not extend citizenship to Africans in America, considered the worst SCOTUS decision of all time.

Don't know about the Dred Scott decision?

Glad you asked.

06.03.2026 13:56 👍 37 🔁 24 💬 2 📌 2
A picture of Ulysses, Boozy’s orange cat, sitting on his canvas briefcase that is laying on a kitchen chair beside boozy, gazing into the distance with a bit of a squint.

A picture of Ulysses, Boozy’s orange cat, sitting on his canvas briefcase that is laying on a kitchen chair beside boozy, gazing into the distance with a bit of a squint.

The best part of work from home days is my co-counsel is always available.

06.03.2026 14:08 👍 216 🔁 12 💬 13 📌 0
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BoozyBadger - Twitch Boozy is a Philadelphia (area) lawyer and comedian with a Southern attitude and a scaredy-cat nature. Equally likely to drop legal knowledge bombs and make fart jokes, he lives by the ideal that nobo...

Tonight at 6 PM Eastern it's time for some whackfuck as I play Golf With Your Friends with the Discord over at twitch.tv/boozybadger

05.03.2026 22:57 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

It takes a lot of energy to type

05.03.2026 19:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I took the position of “I’m doing nothing until I have to.”

05.03.2026 19:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“However on Tuesday Missouri and allied states asked the district court to stay its dismissal pending appeal . . . Warning that otherwise applications (to the SAVE plan) and relief (student loan forgiveness under it) could resume.”

05.03.2026 19:09 👍 34 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

It appears the Judge’s ruling was more or less “You all said you were ending all of the repayment plans other than these 2 by 7/1/2028, so there’s no real dispute anymore is there?”

05.03.2026 19:07 👍 41 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Not sure how I missed the fact that a district court refused to approve the Trump DoE’s SAVE student loan plan settlement and then dismissed Missouri’s case seeking to block the SAVE Plan as inactive. But I did.

05.03.2026 19:06 👍 73 🔁 7 💬 5 📌 0

I’ll pass. According to his staff he already does nothing but shake hands all day to the extent his hands are bruising!

05.03.2026 12:28 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Actually, so was Reagan (sitting) now that I think about it.

05.03.2026 12:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Clinton and Bush 1 were sitting for me. Obama was pre-Presidential term.

05.03.2026 12:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Probably should read “After Lyndon Johnson” but I think “Since Lyndon Johnson” excludes him temporally.

05.03.2026 10:56 👍 42 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Obviously they weren’t all in office when I did so.

05.03.2026 10:54 👍 47 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Shook?

Shaken.

05.03.2026 10:52 👍 36 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

With the exception of the present one, I have shaken the hand of every U.S. president since Lyndon Johnson.

05.03.2026 10:52 👍 172 🔁 7 💬 13 📌 0
A screenshot of Boozy’s phone cropped to show he is removing Duolingo. There are a number of options.

A screenshot of Boozy’s phone cropped to show he is removing Duolingo. There are a number of options.

A zoom in on the top option to remove Duolingo reading “😱“Removing Duolingo? You can’t hide from Duolingo”

A zoom in on the top option to remove Duolingo reading “😱“Removing Duolingo? You can’t hide from Duolingo”

A further crop reading “You can’t hide from Duolingo”

A further crop reading “You can’t hide from Duolingo”

A darkened bedroom at night. The vantage point is from a person laying in the bed. There is moonlight streaming through the window. Standing in the shadowed moonlight is the Duolingo owl, staring at the viewer from the foot of the bed

A darkened bedroom at night. The vantage point is from a person laying in the bed. There is moonlight streaming through the window. Standing in the shadowed moonlight is the Duolingo owl, staring at the viewer from the foot of the bed

05.03.2026 10:37 👍 114 🔁 24 💬 8 📌 0
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Boozy's Legal Funhouse Early Access: That Ain't Wain-right | Boozy Barrister/Boozy Badger Get more from Boozy Barrister/Boozy Badger on Patreon

Early Access of the Legal Funhouse episode up, full access 3/13 on podcast services.

www.patreon.com/posts/boozys...

04.03.2026 21:43 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I have a quest for you, adventurer

04.03.2026 21:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also, goats have value, and it is presumed a gift of something of value is accepted.

04.03.2026 21:12 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I can help with that. Apparently my sauce was good - though instead of using sauerkraut juice I used red wine vinegar.

04.03.2026 11:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I do own a cowboy hat…

04.03.2026 11:21 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I was gonna do a mix of beef and pork but the beef was on sale

04.03.2026 00:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

It’s really good.

I have been learning polish comfort foods lately

04.03.2026 00:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s a stuffed cabbage leaf (beef, rice, onion, garlic, seasoning) baked in a homemade sweet and sour sauce

04.03.2026 00:33 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0