Kudos to Kohls for using Kimmy Schmidt to pivot from their previous design aesthetic of fluorescent-washed psychological horror game
05.12.2025 02:38
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Kudos to Kohls for using Kimmy Schmidt to pivot from their previous design aesthetic of fluorescent-washed psychological horror game
No idea why I’m stressed maybe it’s because I look at my phone the moment I wake up and inject the worst things done by the worst people in the world directly into my eyeballs all day until finally closing them at night in fitful sleep but who knows
An infinite purgatory of being dropped in a pool and the user deleting the ladder or getting eaten alive by flies in a doorless room
Big Skeksis dinner party vibes
If this isn’t the start of a 30-year Trump family reign maybe it’s a good idea to change things so that the whole system doesn’t hinge on honor, shame, and norms because the exact people who lack honor and shame don’t care at all about norms
I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
If you’re wondering what happens in a version of Back to the Future where Marty doesn’t stop Biff and Biff goes on to become president, turns out it’s not great.
The tattoo being *literally* the same symbol central to the “are we the baddies?” Mitchell and Webb skit is a bit on-the-nose even for these times.
To be fair we don’t know that any of the other candidates don’t have tattoos of a rat’s anus.
The Democrats are the Washington Generals to the GOP’s Globetrotters. They get paid to show up and get dunked on. They hate their own voters way more than they hate Trump, and they can fundraise on being the only opposition to Trump while shrugging that they can’t do anything.
Crazy that the US gov got on Bluesky literally just to troll. The only way to “win” against a narcissist is to remove the attention. Anything else gives them what they want.
Those evil liberals tarnishing Christopher Columbus’s legacy by… detailing the things he did and said
In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.
Literally every one of them looks cooler. This PSA is doing the tobacco companies’ work for them
A cat when they see a closet they can slip in unnoticed and then get stuck in for HOURS:
The only representations of non-white people in this video are Tiger Woods, Michael Jordan, and Carl Weathers’s forearm.
Plankton agrees completely with the fascists except for the fact that he’s not in charge so he’s against it.
SpongeBob would absolutely be radicalized by Patrick. Mr Krabs is the business owner who looks the other way because fascism makes him rich. Squidward and Sandy would be the only real resistance, Sandy because it’s right and Squidward because he’s a born contrarian.
This is unfair to pumpkins jammed on brooms. I read the Oz books to my son and Jack Pumpkinhead was far braver than any Democrat
Trump’s investigation of James Comey being an affront to our democracy and the rule of law on one hand, it being the James Comey who reopened the “emails” investigation in Oct 2016 leading to Trump winning the election on the other…
You can set your clock by them being on the wrong side of exactly every issue
Bush famously said history will judge his time in office. Turns out history judges on a curve.
One of the most annoying things about Trump is that, as an elder millennial, he makes me miss the coherence, professionalism, and ethics of the George W. Bush presidency.
I love how much he keeps looking down for approval toward the end. He doesn’t believe this nonsense, but if he makes the Mad King happy he can keep his power.
No, my office isn’t messy, I’m cultivating a tasteful patina of papers and old coffee mugs
A good rule of thumb is that if a small independent history creator has money for custom, professional-level illustrations for each episode, no they don’t.
At least AI slop is fairly easy to spot. This is also why I make poor design choices. Like you can spot a natural diamond by its flaws, I show that I am human by my poor understanding of Adobe Illustrator and very tenuous grasp on the core concepts of audio engineering
Our economic system is like in the Dark Knight Rises where everyone hopes to make it out of the hole because they saw someone do it once but that’s the point of the hole
I was an English major so my math was off (used $27 instead of $18). My bad. It’s *only* the equivalent $126 for an inferior product, literally 5x ($100) more.
I know these aren’t real problems compared to *gestures at literally everything* it’s just annoying that we’re all going to see everything go up in price to fund his gestapo or whatever and people are going to blame it on Bidenomics and we’ll never learn and it will all keep happening forever