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Zachary Waldowski

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Internet lurker extraordinaire. I work on the Journal app at Apple. I do the best imitation of myself. 🐻

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The blatant bigotry of this has already been covered, but "we're not making therapy" is pretty rich from the guy who made for example UP and INSIDE OUT.

08.03.2026 11:16 πŸ‘ 2283 πŸ” 438 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 9

Someone said to me a few years ago that I looked like a guy who listened to Cake in high school.

I've been trying to think if he was trying to insult me or compliment me.

06.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

β€œHey Zach where are you from” haha I don’t know it’s complicated

23.02.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't let my social media platforms define what kind of loser I am

23.02.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 1029 πŸ” 160 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2

"The fight is lost, man."

23.02.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 905 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 1

Hockey is for everyone except for RW pundits and influencers

22.02.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 104 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Squinting meme

Squinting meme

Gonna need a bigger TV to tell the difference between πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡° and πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ on the ice.

20.02.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

15.02.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 10964 πŸ” 2782 πŸ’¬ 110 πŸ“Œ 33
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Found a perfect gift for the vibe coder in your life

15.02.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Jonny Greenwood Wants His Music To Be Removed From 'Melania' Melania, director Brett Ratner’s new piece of quasi-documentary propaganda about current US First Lady Melania Trump, has a score from the composer Tony Neiman. But the film also apparently uses a por...

"One Battle After Another" composer has to fight these rapacious "Melania" weasels to make them stop ripping him off. stereogum.com/2488581/jonn...

10.02.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 572 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 11
Fuck ICE

Fuck ICE

09.02.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 6427 πŸ” 1766 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 107

can somebody please warn this dog that they're about to be sued into oblivion and beyond

08.02.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Discovery was /super/ hard 4 years ago. Today I have the privilege of wading through scams to (on a lucky day!) spend $70 on a buggy snooze-fest with the depth of an Avengers script that won a bunch of awards by paying for them. This is feeling like a silly way to spend time. Like, an embarrassment.

08.02.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A grid of games on the PlayStation Store. Hellreaper (a real game) and 9 slop titles.

A grid of games on the PlayStation Store. Hellreaper (a real game) and 9 slop titles.

A grid of games on the PlayStation Store containing Mega-Man Dual Override (a real game) and 14 fake slop titles.

A grid of games on the PlayStation Store containing Mega-Man Dual Override (a real game) and 14 fake slop titles.

A grid of games on the PlayStation Store containing 15 fake slop titles.

A grid of games on the PlayStation Store containing 15 fake slop titles.

A grid of games on the PlayStation Store containing Exodus (a real title) and 14 fake slop titles.

A grid of games on the PlayStation Store containing Exodus (a real title) and 14 fake slop titles.

Don’t bother visiting the @playstation.com Store if you’re interested in, oh, I don’t know, games. There’s 1000 games under β€œJust announced” and maybe 6% are real.

08.02.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Nobody told me the worst part of getting into a sports league was going to be the Kalshi ads.

06.02.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

.... and the fight on the ASL telecast

02.02.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 131 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 14
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Day 7 - Saturday + Finale - Games Done Quick Event Photos Games Done Quick photo by Dan "Delphi" Fego

Aw, dang it, I covered the N7 on my shirt. But here’s sleepy me volunteering at the donations desk! #AGDQ2026 photos.gamesdonequick.com/AGDQ2026/AGD...

11.01.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
finale photo of the AGDQ 2026 audience and stage

finale photo of the AGDQ 2026 audience and stage

🏁TIME🏁 #AGDQ2026 has raised a total amount of $2,443,414 for @preventcancer.org!

Thank you to everyone who made this marathon possible, and to all of you for your amazing generosity & support!!

See you all next time at #SGDQ2026!!

We are SO BACK!!!!!!!

11.01.2026 07:58 πŸ‘ 2331 πŸ” 902 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 66
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$1 million raised! 8-player co-op MaiMai was absolutely nuts #agdq

09.01.2026 04:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you are anxious and sad about the state of the world, that's fine, and there are plenty of strategies for dealing with that. But I think you already know that drive-by online dooming isn't a strategy. It's selfish and adolescent. It's a contagion that only spreads the worst of you, not the best.

08.01.2026 03:51 πŸ‘ 7921 πŸ” 1152 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 63
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ONE. MILLION. HYPE.

Thank you for helping us hit that milestone for @preventcancer.org! Onward to $2 million! #AGDQ2026

09.01.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 368 πŸ” 118 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 10

β€œYou think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read. It was books that taught me that the things that tormented me most were the very things that connected me with all the people who were alive, who had ever been alive.” -- James Baldwin

07.01.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 356 πŸ” 132 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

If you need someone to tell you: you are safe tonight. It’s OK to put down your phone and sleep. The world will still be consuming itself tomorrow. Right now you need rest. Close your eyes and imagine you’re a bird, that you can see the electromagnetic current of the earth.

07.01.2026 05:26 πŸ‘ 324 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

Downtown. 242 Fifth Ave - CVS. Caller said someone just stole like 7 full cases of Dr. Pepper and fled. Suspect is currently walking down Fifth with a comical amount of Dr. Pepper.

05.01.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 442 πŸ” 95 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 96
Art from the anime "Yuri On Ice" with "ji" added to the title to spell "Yuriji On Ice." All of the characters' faces have been replaced with Luigi Mario.

Art from the anime "Yuri On Ice" with "ji" added to the title to spell "Yuriji On Ice." All of the characters' faces have been replaced with Luigi Mario.

We were a-born to make history. #AGDQ2026

05.01.2026 04:48 πŸ‘ 357 πŸ” 122 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 6
A picture of Melo Acevedo and a spider plushie on his shoulder. Over Melo's right shoulder, the words "YOUR PLANS THIS WEEK." Over the plushie, the word "AGDQ2026."

A picture of Melo Acevedo and a spider plushie on his shoulder. Over Melo's right shoulder, the words "YOUR PLANS THIS WEEK." Over the plushie, the word "AGDQ2026."

OH MY GOD, IT'S THAT TIME

#AGDQ2026 IS NOW LIVE!!!

Catch us all week this week showcasing incredible speedruns in benefit of @preventcancer.org at both:

gdq.gg/live
AND!
youtube.com/c/gamesdonequick (we're co-streaming!!)

04.01.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 585 πŸ” 351 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 48

This year I’m going to be kinder, more positive, work harder, and put more faith in myself until the very first minor obstacle throws me off for the next 350+ days

01.01.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 3060 πŸ” 482 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 11

Girls, we might be cooked

01.01.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 87 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

andy cohen's "am i excited about 2026? [pregnant pause] yeah. i... yeah. i mean, what's the alternative?" is the realest thing i've seen all night

01.01.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 1135 πŸ” 156 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 7

Don’t tell me what to do

21.12.2025 04:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0