They also tried to go with, “Nothing will fundamentally change,” as a campaign slogan in Universe-16394, but the candidate was reformed villain The Change Meister, and people just didn’t buy it.
-you’re sure I won’t run out of ingredients?
-I totally understand your concern, but five loaves of bread and two fish is *more than enough* to feed the crowd you’ve described,
in this household we have very strong opinions on which patient exams rooms should already be clear
every slay the spire mechanic is secretly just draw. downing a potion? you just drew a card with that potion’s effect. upgrade instead of rest? you’re drawing a better card. discard? you just drew a card to the discard pile.
oh god, I've become trapped in my cell phone, granted the ability to project a hard-light form by blasting any sound directly from the phone's speakers. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, I guess I must've seen this happening before to every single person on public transit
that demon form didn't get much use, I'll tell you that much
a run summary screen from slay the spire 2, indicating that Avery won her first run as the ironclad
easy game
just worked for me, too! just after I started working on lunch lol. good luck in the spire!
ah, that'll do it
tried both discount and non-discounted. I assume it's because I'm in Canada and my billing address is in the UK or something
almost impossible to overestimate how many of these apple is going to sell. have you seen how bad the “cheapest laptop that gets me online” market is? this is gonna be like if the thing that killed all the dodos was a terminator. a t-1000 terminator.
I am Quite Excited.
DOCTOR: Looks great! Anything else?
ME: Yeah, can I get the government printout detailing the hidden flaw they identified in me at birth?
DOCTOR: Sorry, I don’t know what you’re talking about.
ME: No worries, had to try.
DOCTOR: Of course. I’m hoping to see my own form someday.
the strange guy hovering around your friend cluster at the party was spotted muttering to himself “just wait till grok hears about this”
I’m an outcast in film circles because I still hold the heretical belief that someday, somewhere, if the stars line up just right, and a director has the vision, and the studio gives the go-ahead, someone will make a movie out of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein
the lost mine of phandelver implies the existence of the found yours of phandelver
they put chemicals in the food so that if you ever fully reckon with the suffering required of people in the global south to maintain your meager standard of living you’ll dismiss the resultant suicidal urge as just another microplastic-induced neuron misfire
People say high prices and low quality ruined Subway but I think even more important is this age verification stuff. Why do I have to let them scan my face before I can eat a footlong? How does it protect kids if I switch to a biometric rewards card?
I am NOT imagining things, I AM routinely disrespected by elevators
maybe the most male-brained thing I still do is occasionally text a friend the words “dua lipa”
2nd fastest ascent, technically, yeah. Should be first, in my opinion—the guy ahead me clipped right through an outcropping and his model get rejected and flung into space. So he passed the peak in record time, but. I mean. He’s dead in space, obviously.
REASON FOR RETURN: When I buy a Vessel of Corruption I expect it to itself be corruption-proof. This thing wasn’t on my potion table two days before it started leaking black ichor everywhere. Would you sell trapped sunlight in a vampskin pouch?
-didn't know it was a group for people with disabilities
-so I didn't know the prompt "celebrate the body parts that work" was so emotionally significant
-so I didn't realise my response of "the bit where my thigh meets my butt, the seam, still looks great" would sound mocking
video games have to stop chasing fidelity—nothing will ever look as good as the thomas the tank loading screen I saw on our commodore 64 when I was three years old. my stupid drunk dad had bought it instead of paying his debts. also games shouldn’t try to be scary (same anecdote)
Recently watched GASLIGHT (1944) for the first time with my girlfriend, who’s kind of an old movie buff. Hey—did you know that GASLIGHT is *not* a film about a man gaslighting a woman by adjusting gaslights? Someone in the room knew, and someone else made a fool of herself.
hope you all remember to boycott the new jackass movie when it releases. actually would have totally *changed my life* to be in it but I was completely cut from the film when they realized I was trying to trick them into building the suicide rollercoaster
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if you want a dog, you’ll have to get one from aunt wendy—she’s down eastside of the estate, lives in a semi-portable medform unit some rich guy was using as a guest spa before the riot. just poodles and chihuahuas for now, she’s trying to save enough biogel to print a wolf
CYCLOPS [LIFTING HEAVY DEBRIS OFF OF MY BODY]: Sorry, neighbor. We X-Men knew that moving to a residential area might put the people around us at risk, but we couldn’t have expected this.
ME [TEETH GRITTED]: Haha no worries say didn’t you guys have your own island at some point?
hopping in a time machine and finding myself using the magic wand selection tool for the first time, tapping myself on the shoulder, and whispering, "in twenty years they'll want you to pay a subscription for this."
