Bull Randleman’s chewed up cigar 🇺🇸🇺🇦

I’ve never been prouder to be a Minnesotan.

There’s no point in monitoring the situation anymore because the situation is fucking stupid.

This is your reminder to eat out at your local American Legion.

Prices are normally great, food quality is off the charts and they need your business.

OSINTdefenders feed has its own dedicated big screen in the presidential SCIF

This prime rib was worthy of the TL.

For all Mankind is just such a GOATed show, it’s a shame Apple TV doesn’t promote it more.

Paul Dano’s PR team watching Tarantino do more work to highlight Paul Dano’s career than they could in a lifetime.

In light of Tarantino’s Fortnite cash grab I think it’s reasonable to question if he truly dislikes Paul Dano or if Paul Dano paid him off to jumpstart the greatest Oscar’s run in cinema history.

All I feel is purple pain.

I don’t really think social media Influencer Mike Flynn tweeting “Maduro it’s time” is enough to justify a new alert but what do I know, I don’t run a major OSINT account.

Learning British soldiers cut holes in people’s floors to create their own toilets has given me a new level of appreciation for the third amendment.

Oh I see we’ve entered the “We will recall you and court martial your ass if you speak out against us as a veteran” phase of this administration.

Not emoji’s but still to my point

OSINT slop accounts used to just say things like “Big things happening” and “keep an eye on this region for the next few day” now they just spam “🚨🚨🚨💥🇺🇸🦅🇻🇪‼️‼️‼️‼️” and call it a day.

Got a lady friend coming over later tonight to watch a movie, she said she’s down for whatever.

I don’t think she’s ready because nothing sets the mood quite like the sizzling narrations of Ken Burns American Revolution.

To be clear, what he said/endorsed is abhorrent and in a sane world would get him impeached.

He’s just done so much other shit that this just seems weirdly small in comparison.

Ngl the president threatening my political representatives with death by hanging kinda just feels like another Thursday in America to me.

Saw someone call the first episode of Ken Burns new documentary woke?

I just can’t anymore with this shit.

Driving a Jetta while my cars in the shop and while it drives decent this is hands down the worst designed interior I’ve ever experienced.

Somewhere a german designer is cackling at the horrors he unleashed on the world.

I just need to make it until For All Mankind season 5 I say to myself as I stare into the void.

He’s really gonna do it.

Maybe next time we just elect Olmec from Legends of the Hidden Temple and let the big stone head call the shots.

You’re telling me it could somehow be worse?

Dreaming about a prime rib in these trying times.

They scraped the bottom of the barrel for this entire administration but they had to break out the chisel and hammer to pull this dude out of the swamp.

My key takeaway from One Battle after another is there will be a “comrade Josh” and we will have beef over the pettiest of differences.

I see a guy can’t even eat some crackers and cheese without a drone incident over Europe.

A plate of cheese and crackers hates to see a mfer like me coming

IT WORKED

It’s time for The Kevin O’Connell Center For QBs Who Can’t Play Good and Who Wanna Learn To Do Other Football Stuff Good Too to work it’s magic for a third time.