Halibut

Turning the clocks forward to a time when he's finally dead

Hmm, tempting, but I forgot my second pill today so I’m crazy tired.

How do I celebrate my last time change ever?

I don’t know what that is.

I wonder what’s below an understatement.

None of those. He’s the farm boy-turned-doctor who (in the words of my daughter) always looks tired.

He can catch a rat with his bare hands and break its neck.

As a haver of a bitch aunt, these posts are giving me life.

lol cons fucked up so bad keeping Poilievre. I don’t know, maybe it wouldn’t have made a difference. But it was their only hope.

Hot take: I hate Donald J. Trump.

Both of these things are true where I live though (northern BC). Of course the local conservative population is blaming Carney. Lol.

wtf theirs is cheaper right now? Oh, our local stations are gouging. Fun.

Oh man, I should check Vancouver. They are always the worst. RIP my bro’s bank account. If I lived there, I’d be taking transit.

Just a couple weeks ago I paid $3.30 usd/gallon at Costco (that’s cheap for us lol). Like that is an insane increase. Grocery prices are gonna be bonkers.

It’s gone up even more here in the past couple hours. Costco is now sitting at just about $5USD a gallon. That’s the cheap gas. The others are $5.50 or more.

Kindness Changed My Mind About Vaccines When it came time to enter college, I was horrified that I needed vaccinations to attend.

Agree. For most people I talk to who were against vaccines, it's a gradual process to come around. Losing an argument and then getting vaccinated is not often part of these stories.

www.voicesforvaccines.org/how-kindness...

😐😐😐😐😐😐

My kids marching through the streets, waving cloth napkin flags.

It’s wild how there’s no cheeks, but this still looks like a butthole.

REBUKED IN THE NAME OF THE LORD

I have the patience of a saint in gas lineups, so I’ll be fine. Can’t necessarily say the same for whatever dude-in-a-truck is behind me. Blood pressures are gonna be up.

Very glad we have a diesel stockpile for the truck because sweet baby Jesus almost 2 bucks a litre.

Oh I just realized the Costco gas lineup is gonna be unhinged.

I live rural and I still have a playground like this just down the road. We even have our own little ice rink next to it. Then there’s more at the school. Very standard stuff, except when I see them they have kids all over them.

Our newest playground downtown doesn’t look like this because it’s super big and rad and plastered with children.

This is exactly what it still looks like though. Lol. What is happening.

I did a tow rope too because my kids wanted to do the next hill up and I did okay until it came time to disembark. Lol.

My oldest loves skiing because there’s something wrong with her.

Like a little conveyer belt.

I now simply assume that yes, that person is going to wait a weirdly long amount of time and then suddenly turn left right in front of me. It’s just standard now. At least there’s no ice on the road again.

I fell on the magic carpet and they had to stop it and help me up and the kids were all like “who is this incompetent old woman”.

I have a picture of me on skis and Leif took a short video and it will absolutely never happen again because it sucks! I’ll be in the lodge with a hot drink.