"Let me know if you’re inserted!"

—My favorite typo in adult toy marketing correspondence

Your legal name is NOT your real name unless YOU say it is.

Vibrator Autopsy #1: Heating Tongue Vibrator - t4toy.com With a collection like mine, you’re bound to eventually have some toys die. Before disposing of it properly as e-waste, let’s see what’s inside and how it’s put together!

Something new and different on t4toy today… Shall I turn Vibrator Autopsy into a recurring feature? Are any other sex toy fans and/or geeks interested in this? 🙂

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I’ve gotta differentiate it from my Dremel oscillating tool, you know! 😉😁

Vibrator Autopsy #1: Heating Tongue Vibrator - t4toy.com With a collection like mine, you’re bound to eventually have some toys die. Before disposing of it properly as e-waste, let’s see what’s inside and how it’s put together!

Something new and different on t4toy today… Shall I turn Vibrator Autopsy into a recurring feature? Are any other sex toy fans and/or geeks interested in this? 🙂

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Ugh, PayPal is the worst. 😖 They’re holding my funds* hostage until I provide them with certain info about my business, but their web page for actually providing that info is broken regardless of which browser I use. 🤦‍♀️

* Fortunately, that’s only one transaction. _NEVER_ CARRY A BALANCE with them!

Makes sense to me. 🙁 Here’s hoping the spin cycle ends soon for you.

CW: Epstein
So apparently it’s all fine and dandy* to sexually abuse children, but telling your co-abuser a bank’s secrets will get even an ex-Prince arrested. Got it. I mean yeah, good that Andrew is facing justice, but it’s not for the truly heinous crimes.

* it is absolutely NOT fine nor dandy

“is there a technology that the left is excited about?”

Have you SEEN what vibrators can do now???

Lovense Hyphy review - t4toy.com Pinpoint vibrators have a reputation for being buzzy beasts. Lovense somehow managed to make a beast without the unwanted buzz, delivering a fantastic pinpoint for experienced sex toy users.

New on the blog: Wanna get intense? Zumio may have been the fad a few years ago, but it turns out the Lovense Hyphy is — for me, at least — significantly more comfortable to use and a lot more reliable at taking me to O-town. 😁

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Nah, it’s past the statute of limitations. 😉

Dreamlove introduces the full range of new FUN FACTORY releases Dreamlove is proud to announce the official launch of the complete range of FUN FACTORY’s latest innovations, now available at www.dreamlove.eu. For Dreamlove, introducing the full range of FUN FACTOR...

Whoa, is Satisfyer FINALLY doing something with their Fun Factory assets they bought out???? It seemed like they were just killing the brand despite their claims to the contrary. I still haven’t heard anything about North America distribution, but maybe someday? 🤞

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The Tumbler Ridge shooting is already fuelling anti-trans hate in Canada | Xtra Magazine Bad actors on the right are leaping to connect the shooter’s trans identity to the violence

Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. (The bad kind.)

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"The judge found that simply operating a website accessible in Kansas – even one that Kansas residents could view – is not enough to establish liability."

I hope to see a lot more of this.

Canada’s first oral HIV self test gets the green light | CBC News People in Canada have a new, less invasive way to test for HIV at home, following Health Canada's approval of an oral self-test.

Oh hey, this is fantastic news! There are plenty of people who would be willing to take STI prevention more seriously if it were more convenient. (HIV is not the only STI, obviously, but it’s the one with the most significant lifelong consequences.)

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Reposting to add: limits are saving you time and making it easier for you, safewords are protecting you from dealing with consequences you don't want.

Indeed. There are appropriate levels of depression relative to The Shit Going On®, and then there’s whatever MY brain does sans meds. There’s zero way I could be there for the people most important to me without. ❤️

I’m glad you seem to be seeing the results you need. 🙂

Lovense Osci 3 review - t4toy.com The Osci 3 proves that Lovense CAN design a quality rabbit after all, but how does it compare to other toys with an oscillating motor? And is this the right rabbit to pull out of YOUR hat?

Oh hey, it’s been a while… life has been busy in some not-so-great ways and I’ve been feeling burnt out. Not to mention all the more-awful-than-normal going on in the world lately. But masturbation is self-care for many of us, and I’m finally back with a fresh toy review!

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Lovense Osci 3 review - t4toy.com The Osci 3 proves that Lovense CAN design a quality rabbit after all, but how does it compare to other toys with an oscillating motor? And is this the right rabbit to pull out of YOUR hat?

Oh hey, it’s been a while… life has been busy in some not-so-great ways and I’ve been feeling burnt out. Not to mention all the more-awful-than-normal going on in the world lately. But masturbation is self-care for many of us, and I’m finally back with a fresh toy review!

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*Innocent whistle*

US: a.co/d/16xqn0O
CAN: a.co/d/6k5GWO0
UK: amzn.eu/d/0fhnNEs

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Too cold to masturbate tonight? 🥶
There’s no rule against cozying up in PJs and wearing a wearable to bed! 😏
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3/3 Oh, and I’d just gotten home and was drinking a room-temperature 7-Up that I wished was colder when I bought it at the convenience store on the way home, but that part seems much less relevant. 😅 Why can I remember the least interesting parts the most clearly?!?!

2/3 There was also an Authenticity sticker on the box advising that it had been verified by some guy (whose name eludes me) on December 37th, 2025. (No typo.) So I was going to tell the company that they *really* ought to give their employees time off around the holidays, not invent a new work week.

1/3 Desperately trying (yet failing 😭) to remember more of the dream I just woke up from. I received a box of sex toys to review and one was a vibrator with the most adorable cartoon kitten face on one end. It was named M.E.O.W.C.A.T., I can’t remember what it stood for except the T was Tactical.

When medical forms ask my sex assigned at birth but don’t in any way also ask for my _actual_ sex or gender, I just lie. 🤷‍♀️

I’m out and loud, I’ll absolutely tell you I’m trans but I will NOT misgender myself. 🖕

Evergreen advice.

Oops, my bad. 🙂

If this is how the vaccines made him feel, I bet he’ll LOVE what the real viruses do to him next time around after he skips the vaccines. 🙄

I usually only have the sore arm symptom too, but I did get the knocked-flat symptom once. It wasn’t fun, but my immune system clearly needed the practice. 💪

Wish I could be going to XBiz Expo tomorrow to see all the newest sex gadgets and chat with brand reps… but as a trans and visibly queer person, no way in fuck am I crossing the border into the US to attend. 🙅‍♀️⛔️ Sigh.

“Our standing” ?

The US government has been invading sovereign nations, committing war crimes, propping up murderous dictators, torturing people, mocking human rights and ousting democratically elected leaders for decades, under both Democratic and Republican administrations

We have no “standing”