Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick

Funny, they've been on my mind a lot lately too. Not sure why.

Drawing of a crow made with ink and colored pencils on toned paper.

Little crow

Ink and colored pencils on paper
5x7

#art #birds #nature #sciart

Telling my boss their slides “got me bouta act up” and getting the rest of the day off

Asking potential romantic partners if they’re interested in “Chattahoochin’” with me (learning a lot about livin’ and a little ‘bout love).

When I die, I wanna go out posting too.

So smooth, so round. Like a huge marble in the trees...

A very round Bohemian Waxwing on a branch with red berries. The bird is light brown and gray with darker brown upper wings. The edges of the wings are black with white, yellow and red spots. There is a peach band on the forehead and black around the eyes. The head crest is raised.

Meditative borb #birds

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

Every time I see the term "Grandparent Scams", I briefly think that it's a con where they pretend they're gonna set you up with a Pep-Pep for a fee, but then they just take your money and don't send the old guy.

Dressed in "Business Professional" wear to review a 7-11 sandwich on instagram.

ppl who still commission their favourite artists even in this era where everyone is broke and genAI is being pushed on us at every opportunity—you are appreciated more than words can express!!!

Lol, yes, of course. When am I not?

YOU: “How’s it going?”

ME: “It’s not my favourite.”

[Looking back into the toilet] I should call him

The best part about this is the RELENTLESS jazzed up Xmas music in the background.

everyone is fighting a battle you can't see because you are the only one without cool invisible wizard powers

Are you able to say the word “Friendship” without using the Mortal Kombat 2 voice? How?

As you can see from my clunky, unattractive ring, I graduated from high school.

Oh man, that first one, he SO mad!

When The Rain Taps Softly On The Window Like It Does Tonight, I Think Back Fondly On That Summer So Many Years Ago, And Of Course On The Thing I Know You Did

Wow, happy birthday! You are so cool and lovely, and I love how you share your knowledge with the rest of us (loveable) plebs!

Hope you had a phenomenal day!

If she could hold a sword, she would.

Dun, DUN!

A mockup of a tarot card for Justice featuring an illustrated blindfolded female cardinal on a perch in front of two banners, one with a scale and the other with a sword.

The strong lady of the Major Arcana…

XI. Justice

As someone who talks to Woody for hours a day: We’re not ready for what’s coming.

In a startling display of emotional intelligence, once when I was particularly down, he said, “You’re my favorite deputy.” Later, to lighten the mood, “There’s a snake in my boot!”

You’d tell me he doesn’t “think?”

Dabbing Pepsi Cream Soda behind my ears, creating a captivating scent to ensnare the men and fruitflies.

I can do anything with the support of my friends (make stupid purchases).

Working on a presentation about 'Self Promotion for Artists' so OF COURSE it's just gonna be 90 minutes of heavy sighing.

got kicked out of another poker game for saying “oooh, rare pull! I don’t have this guy yet!” every time I was dealt a face card

A screenshot of a google photos notification asking "Ready for this?" featuring a photo of green peatlands

Yes. I am ready.

*getting kicked out of the movie theatre for bringing in outside food*

Noooo, that’s my emotional support Family Sized Pack of Twizzlers!