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@cirriustech.co.uk

I do Cloud Security

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๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ Russiaโ€™s war in Ukraine could have ended by now if Kyiv had received the level of air defense deployed in the Persian Gulf countries during the week of the war, โ€” Finnish President Stubb

08.03.2026 18:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1020 ๐Ÿ” 325 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39 ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
that's me in the corner that's me in the spot-light confusing my physician  

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that's me in the corner that's me in the spot-light confusing my physician mybodyistryingtokillme.com

08.03.2026 22:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 74 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Regime Change Zero surely

08.03.2026 22:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Travel Insurance is a con.

If I transit through a country that my governm has advised against all but essential travel to, my insurance is void cos the reason is war.

If the flights are still operating but I donโ€™t want to go (or go via a different country), not covered either.

08.03.2026 20:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy international womenโ€™s day! can yโ€™all please take over? men done fucked it

08.03.2026 20:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stream of consciousness posting is misunderstood. I get grief for it at work lol

08.03.2026 20:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bomb science 101:

24.06.2025 11:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 62 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™d only ever heard of it being called a mantrap tbh. But also, itโ€™s a LONG time since I was in a DC

03.03.2026 07:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Miss reading a drugs sign as reversed

Miss reading a drugs sign as reversed

Bluesky when they read posts

03.03.2026 07:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 334 ๐Ÿ” 33 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Youโ€™re making me hungry Kim, damnit

03.03.2026 04:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thatโ€™s not at all suspiciousโ€ฆ

02.03.2026 21:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If only Microsoft had some kind of CDNโ€ฆ

02.03.2026 20:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean thatโ€™s at least realistic in Oz right?

02.03.2026 20:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Non Bio? (AI?)

02.03.2026 20:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, handsome

02.03.2026 19:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The shiniest, neediest black cat pulling a face like Chrissy Teagan going ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

The shiniest, neediest black cat pulling a face like Chrissy Teagan going ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Frankle is such a reaction meme

02.03.2026 17:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 219 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
[pic of christopher walken on snl - your treatment plan needs more cowbell  

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[pic of christopher walken on snl - your treatment plan needs more cowbell mybodyistryingtokillme.com

01.03.2026 17:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 73 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nods in onesie

02.03.2026 19:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I drop something on the floor, it's dead to me. I've moved on.

02.03.2026 17:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As idioms go "All hat, no cattle" is one I find to be particularly effective. It amusingly conveys the image of a poser - somebody who likes to be seen talking the talk but has never actually walked the walk. #random

02.03.2026 18:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Actually had a recruiter for a firm email direct to my work email today.

Boldโ€ฆ

02.03.2026 19:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The joy of adulthood is you can totally do that!

02.03.2026 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just finished. Good luck!

02.03.2026 16:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have come away from my last conference cautiously optimistic about how useful AI can be in reversing malware and extremely scared about all of the new attack surface being created in the use and deployment of AI tools.

02.03.2026 07:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 215 ๐Ÿ” 32 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Rude (he says at 7am on Monday)

02.03.2026 07:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hope youโ€™re okay?

02.03.2026 05:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"side effects may include bleeding from the ears, seizures and cannibalism"  

People in the ad:  

[pic of 2 women and 1 man drinking beers and eating at a table and they look so happy and something's funny]

"side effects may include bleeding from the ears, seizures and cannibalism" People in the ad: [pic of 2 women and 1 man drinking beers and eating at a table and they look so happy and something's funny]

01.03.2026 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 143 ๐Ÿ” 27 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Although you will be reaching a life level significantly less than mine and therefore less closely aligned with ibuprofen ๐Ÿ˜‚

01.03.2026 19:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday Month!
Itโ€™s mine too!

01.03.2026 19:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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One of these is not like the other

01.03.2026 19:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0