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FOSS geek, privacy advocate, digital archivist, mental illness advocate, gamer, coffee lover. Website: https://moonshadow.dev Keyoxide: https://keyoxide.org/hyperreal%40moonshadow.dev

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The whole age verification bullshit really pisses me the fuck off. And I can't do a goddamn thing about it. Damn it all to the Void.

09.03.2026 20:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got my driver's license renewed and RealID. They printed me out a temporary driver's license and I don't like the photo I took my face looks fat but whatever I don't care I don't have to fucking look at it. I'm glad to be done with this bullshit.

I think I need half a clonazepam.

09.03.2026 20:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rawwrrr rip 'em to shreds!

09.03.2026 14:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got an appointment today.

09.03.2026 13:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’™

09.03.2026 12:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of the Illinois Secretary of State website showing an error message "We're sorry! This page can not be found."

Screenshot of the Illinois Secretary of State website showing an error message "We're sorry! This page can not be found."

Went to refresh the page and now I get this.

Fix your shit, Alexi. FFS.

09.03.2026 11:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No DMV appointments anywhere within 100 miles of me. I need to take the vision test and get a RealID, so I can't just do the online renewal.

This is all a bunch of crap, I tell you.

09.03.2026 10:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm considering creating a Reddit account. A lot of stuff is happening there that is relevant to my interests. I'm hesitant because it's kinda a toxic forum.

Do I just need to suck it up and grow a pair (of socks)?

09.03.2026 06:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Time to play Weird West.

09.03.2026 03:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congrats! Lovely couple.

09.03.2026 02:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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David Gaider Reflects On 15 Years Of Dragon Age 2 - A Fan-Favorite Story That Was The Team's First Draft David Gaider talks us through a story that had to be written so quickly that his team had no time to doubt themselves.

It's here! This has been an utter joy to work on for Dragon Age 2's 15th anniversary. Huge thank you to David Gaider for taking me through how he and all of the writers managed to get this fan favourite story finished, with no time for redrafts www.thegamer.com/dragon-age-2...

08.03.2026 14:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 369 ๐Ÿ” 140 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

The only difficult person in my life is me.

09.03.2026 02:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This interval corresponds to the set of irrational numbers, so it ain't even countable.

08.03.2026 23:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Current mood: somewhere between 'sad' and 'okay'.

08.03.2026 23:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh boy. I made DST about me. I can't seem to shake this "me vs. the Universe" thing.

08.03.2026 23:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah so we sprung ahead an hour for DST.

Many people lost an hour of sleep.

My polyphasic-ass sleep non-routine just shifted an hour ahead.

08.03.2026 22:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Can't speak for anyone else, but for me at least, I'm aware that there's a distinct possibility that none of this is real and it's all in my head. But that's the extent of it -- a distinct possibility. I just play along *as if* it's real.

08.03.2026 22:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
08.03.2026 15:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 52 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Friends, I did a bad thing. ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

I eated someone's peanut M&Ms. ๐Ÿ˜ž

Am a bad boy. ๐Ÿ˜ž

08.03.2026 09:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Best ProtonMail Alternative | Proton vs. Tutanota | Tuta Proton vs Tuta: Which is the best free encrypted email service and which is the most secure? Read this review to find out!

What Tuta offers that Proton doesn't:

- E2E encrypted storage of all contact details.
- Encrypted email subject lines

#privacy #digitalrights #ProtonMail #Tuta

08.03.2026 07:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tho, I would have to draw a line if by "hot mustard" you meant sexy mustard. I'm not into that, really. Mustard and I are just friends.

08.03.2026 01:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The sound byte to information ratio is big with this one. Can't really expect much else from an Activist, tho. It's what they do, and it has its uses. It was a mistake for me to attempt to add even-toned discourse to a fire. The fire always wins.

08.03.2026 00:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this made me cackle all the way through

08.03.2026 00:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2950 ๐Ÿ” 621 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56 ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

My parents are frying steak for their dinner. The whole house fuckin' stinks to the Nine Hells, man.

08.03.2026 00:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pizza toppings are now $3.99 each. For a 14 inch pizza. I'm p sure a 12 oz bag of spinach from the grocery store is only like $5.99. And an 8 oz can of minced garlic is probably about that price too.They probably don't even use 25% that much on a 14 inch pizza. What the fuck is the world coming to.

07.03.2026 23:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today's supper: spinach and garlic pizza!

07.03.2026 23:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Entry 110 Once again, I'm seriously reconsidering my patronage to Proton AG services.
07.03.2026 22:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hot mustard is good.

It wouldn't matter if you meant "hot mustard" as in heated regular yellow mustard, or "hot mustard" as in spicy mustard. Because they are both good.

07.03.2026 21:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Keep your filthy meat-hooks outta my french fries!

07.03.2026 19:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gimme all your goddamn chicken nuggets!

07.03.2026 19:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0