Chris Burgdorff

Capellini fucks up my whole gravy to surface area ratio #cooking

Two double digit conference wins in a row for #Rutgers. Probably won’t be any postseason play this year, but the team is playing well. Any win over penn state is a good one.

Japan is Pearl Harboring us in the men’s half pipe right now.
#Olympics

QA at Amazon must be the easiest fucking job in the world.

One of these days I’ll compile a bunch of .cmd files as a repo so you can operate a Windows prompt like Linux… one day

Not exactly what I was doing (you’re still on Linux) but I like it!

wtf is going on with the Knicks?

Does everyone else alias basic Linux commands on all their Windows machines?

Not just me? Ok, cool.

#Programming #Linux

What if I wasn't talking about Git?
#Programming

“Be Yours”

Why are the Jets so good at special teams and so bad at everything else smh #NFL #Jets

You know who probably never says “I need that like I need a hole in the head?”

People who are really into facial piercings.

#DadJokes

Verification emails should automatically delete themselves within like an hour. #UX

Free coffee’s been a staple of every office since forever 🤷

Hope you all didnt forget the doggos this Christmas

Ugh my kid woke me up 5 full hours before the Knicks game. Because Santa or something?

Happy overwhelming anxiety season to all who celebrate! #Holidays #Christmas

I keep trying to finish this book but on page 50 it just says “go to page 1” smh

#programming #dadjokes

I asked my parents for a Steam gift card and they said they don’t know how to do that so I’m getting clothes.

You know that store/business/restaurant you used to drive by in your hometown?

It’s storage units now

Therapist: When did your anxiety start?

Me: One time in 2005 I removed a USB thumb drive without properly ejecting it.

#MeIRL

Can we stop giving this guy attention like he's a real fighter? I'm looking at you, media. The fans can give a shit.

Jalen Brunson after winning Emirates Cup MVP makes sure to give props to 4 other teammates by name without being asked. If you’re wondering what leadership looks like, that’s it. #NBA

Anunoby want that 300k #NBA

You shouldn’t be able to shoot threes like that if you’re 7’4 wtf #NBA

Don’t like Towns limping off just now #NBA

First half of the NBA Cup Finals did not disappoint. #NBA

You know you are stuck in dependency hell when ChatGPT comes back with this:

#programming

Maybe they’re only mostly dead.

Where’s all this global warming I keep hearing about? #NJ