Rose 'A butch by any other name' Mournighan

Holy shit Sirat

"my brother in christ you made the sandwich meme" except it says: TOP TEXT: my dad be like "why are you a tranny" BOTTOM TEXT: my brother in christ you put on "The Ocean" by Against Me! i also put the cover of New Wave by Against Me! over the sandwich in the middle of the image

I can't remember if it was this way in the anime but did Mr. 3 not have a file on Sanji because he's a Vinsmoke and he's not to be killed?

Dude literally survives Urza block combo winter with Moneyball Black and unrelenting will

Yooo wait Nylea has less than 400, wild

Woooooh

I just want to be left alone man

Bill Kurtis retires from 'Wait Wait...' NPR quiz show after 12-year run The 85-year-old former CBS anchorman will lend his sonorous, familiar voice to a final show on May 23.

News: As you might have heard, our Judge and Scorekeeper, with a voice on loan to God, Bill Kurtis, is stepping down from “Wait Wait” at the end of May.

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That was the first thing I noticed!!! Like I didn't go more than 2 leg workouts a year aside from all the stairs at work and I have more thighs than these men could ever dream of

Kamala of the Vast

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

Gay people when there's artisanal bread at the function

The problem with working with any sort of youth is that you get older and they stay the same age

I can't believe I'm friends with someone who is the same age as Steam Vents

That didnt answer my question

Rose

Am I a MILF yet?

my information consumption is 1/4 speaking with my ancient dog, 1/4 reading tiktok comments, 1/4 looking at the back of bottles while i poop, and 1/4 consulting my team of expert faggots

Finally got new glasses after mine broke in the crash only to instantly get a headache. I guess my script was more out of date than I thought and I was just coping for months

Woah Angrath's daughter is older than I thought but I guess it has been a while since IXL

gay

it is something that desponds duh

TIL Ral's spark ignited when he found his Boyfriend cheating on him

Surveils being a soft garnet most of the time is the best part of their design

Right that's what I meant by the alternate timeline thingy

Ok so is this another alternative timeline person or is Ral just really deep cover

Secrets of Strixhaven | Off the Record Jilesa, an eager young reporter for the Strixhaven Star, must interview Professor Zarek for a tedious puff piece. But when he asks her to help him with a secret project, she'll have to decide if she's...

Secrets of Strixhaven | Off the Record
By Valerie Valdes
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❤️❤️❤️ my skin is pretty smooth so I haven't been moisturizing but I'll make sure to do it more so I don't prematurely eject

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Welp I'm 26 now, is my skeleton going to explode or is that more of a 27 type deal?