Kate! ΘΔ 🇦🇺🏳️‍⚧️

Shame to hear about that flu you caught on 28 April 2026

How long until “that bitch blocked me on sendou dot ink 💔🥀”

VANILLA 96 GAL MY BABY

VANILLA 96 GAL MY GOAT

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I LOVE YOU VANILLA 96 GAL WITH INK VAC

This morning’s scrim went wonderful yes yes I hit all my directs and positioned perfectly well the entire time DO NOT WATCH THE REPLAYS I am simply better look at all the kills (assists) I got

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The rapid player realising she positioned too far away from her teammates with low ink and watching a forge pro rapidly approach her location

I haven’t started any calcs yet, but I reckon for this season:
- TC: v96
- SZ: RPD
- RM: RPD
- CB: Either/or (leaning v96 right now? Not sure yet)

Earlier today I saw an X rotation that I would have been happy to calc tower on. But my hands were sore so I decided to not play any more Splatoon for the day :(

There’ll be more rotations though, we’re only 12 days in 😤

On a scale of 10 to X, the LUTI seeding council placed me in 6. Therefore, I am Div 6

no you dont understand i won a staring contest against prochara once im est. div x. i mean it was against his stream overlay avatar in the bottom right corner but;

Looking at you Certain People In The FA Server D4+ Channel

Resulting sets but only people who self “est D4-5” while beta bracket low ink or LUTI d6

Underweight 6’1” incel: fuck my lankoid chud life

how it feels grinding x rank for fun and being immune to tilt

lose? "damn, that sucks, lets go again"
win? "oh shit i got a good xp? swag"

The enemy of my enemy is my friend, the one blocked by my blocked is my oomf

Changed my mind on Momocon, I finish uni later in the year so I’ll be able to visit for longer after that.

Anyway, see you at Riptide. Hopefully. I’ll update when the legal stuff is finalised.

She left call because I kept relating what she was saying back to Balatro

THE NAME SAXTON WAIL JUST ENTERED MY HEAD OUT OF NOWHERE AND I'M FUCKING SCREAMING IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS OPENS MATCH

Two insecurities I have regarding this:
- I have a capture card and nothing else. I have never made or operated a stream overlay and I have no clue where to start.
- How can I make jabs at apparent misplays when I myself am hardstuck div 6 lmao

I wonder whether I could make an Australian-style commentary work, inspired by Hood Commentary and the like. I think I could execute the character well with my natural slang and banter. Could get a few more people on board too.

It's something I'm considering for at least next LUTI.

You think the Splatoon 3 map designers put Lemuria Hub on their LinkedIn

Maybe when SendouQ starts up again I’ll play it more often but make my pool only RPD/V96 (unless playing with a full team) as a trial run. Plus it’ll keep my mechs sharp!

I still like wntr though, I should have clarified

But whenever I’m not needed as a cooler

RPD V96 two trick arc possible in this meta now????

No more pen no more slop

Both of my children are high to top tiers now 💞🥹

FOR YEARS PEOPLE HAVE CALLED ME CRAZY FOR PREFERRING VAC 96 OVER THE OTHER KITS AND WANTING TO PLAY IT SUPPORTIVELY

LOOK WHO’S LAUGHING NOW, FUCKERS

Is it her time #thosewhoknow

VAC 96 ALL 3 PODIUM PLACES IN AREA CUP

OH MY GOD WE’RE EVEN MORE BACK THAN PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT POSSIBLE