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Aaron Sarazan

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Tech executive, stage performer, game developer, and #Kotlin enthusiast. Usually hanging out in the Bay Area. Let's get ☕️

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we've sort of reached the platonic ideal of the paradox of tolerance here. they've repudiated the social contract, thus it definitionally no longer protects them or binds you vis-a-vis them

14.01.2026 00:49 👍 2210 🔁 388 💬 12 📌 6

I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.

22.11.2025 18:02 👍 8132 🔁 2439 💬 62 📌 71

quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric

01.10.2025 04:11 👍 13927 🔁 2789 💬 306 📌 172

Jury nullification is a decision by a jury to return a verdict of not guilty even though the defendant has broken the law, stemming from the belief that the law is unjust, that the prosecutor has misapplied it, that the punishment is too harsh, or from general frustration with the legal system.

31.08.2025 19:08 👍 358 🔁 108 💬 2 📌 1
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a white background . Alt: David byrne doing the hand measuring time against his arm gesture from the once in a lifetime video

it took me awhile to realize this but when I ask my 10yo semi verbal autistic daughter how her day was she'll sometimes do the David Byrne "same as it ever was" gesture from the Once in a Lifetime video to let me know nothing important happened and I fucking love that

03.08.2025 22:07 👍 1400 🔁 241 💬 18 📌 9

combat tip: place BULLETS in FIRE to create FLAME BULLET

04.08.2025 22:29 👍 170 🔁 7 💬 13 📌 1
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No Kings On June 14—Flag Day—Donald Trump wants tanks in the street and a made-for-TV display of dominance for his birthday. A spectacle meant to look like strength. But real power isn’t staged in Washington. ...

Find your closest rally on Saturday and go. You can tell your kids where you were on the other side of this. Outnumber him everywhere.

www.nokings.org#map

11.06.2025 02:01 👍 4459 🔁 1455 💬 64 📌 62

Silly

10.06.2025 23:50 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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EVERYBODY WATCH.

ICE IS OUT OF CONTROL.

Video of SEIU California’s President David Huerta getting assaulted & arrested during an ICE raid in the warehouse district of Downtown Los Angeles today.

He’s an LA native, American citizen and labor leader.

Don’t turn away.

06.06.2025 22:51 👍 23763 🔁 11881 💬 1931 📌 1194

So it’s 6 days in June and we have a massive hate crime and MURDER against a Native actor

and the illegal arrest of the head of one of America’s biggest union

The Dem website has no response

07.06.2025 02:21 👍 186 🔁 56 💬 8 📌 2

Just brought myself to an earth shattering orgasm with the help of Laura M. and her amazing team of associates at South Mall's Panera Bread that was some real queen shit ladies thank you very much but the food was fucking disgusting
Final Review: 1/5 stars

06.06.2025 13:29 👍 144 🔁 24 💬 0 📌 0

I stay on y'all's necks about this, because the only way out of this current disaster, is to care about other people.

Caring about yourself is too little, and too late.

"Now it affects me! Now I'm ready to vote, and march, and protest! For me!🤡" is the rallying cry of people about to lose.

06.05.2025 13:53 👍 43 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 3

😂😂😂

22.03.2025 19:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I still think about this sometimes. I wonder if he got a little mad every time he said the first word of social studies.

21.03.2025 14:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Another high art piece with @tiddiesdeloser.bsky.social (📸 Nicole Fraser-Herron)

24.02.2025 02:14 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Absofuckinglutely

23.02.2025 02:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry to all the engineers that follow me here.

23.02.2025 02:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We definitely should 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🍝🍝🍝

23.02.2025 02:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I will never stop thinking about this Gabe Newell quote

20.02.2025 17:19 👍 5904 🔁 2137 💬 37 📌 29

I think a lot about how insufferable “leftist warrior Gavin Newsom” is going to be but I hope he finally does something useful.

20.02.2025 15:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The New York Times
OPINION
THE EDITORIAL BOARD
Trump's Shameful Campaign Against
Transgender Americans
Feb. 9, 2025, 6:00 a.m. ET

The New York Times OPINION THE EDITORIAL BOARD Trump's Shameful Campaign Against Transgender Americans Feb. 9, 2025, 6:00 a.m. ET

*guy runs over your dog with his car*

"people should really slow down in this neighborhood"

09.02.2025 17:24 👍 132 🔁 13 💬 4 📌 0

One concrete action you can take to support trans rights if you are a person of public interest like, say, an author, an actor, an athlete, or a musician, is to simply tell the New York Times you won’t talk to them due to their reprehensible and consistent platforming of modern Nazis.

29.01.2025 00:46 👍 512 🔁 113 💬 4 📌 2

Oh also biggest of love to my brother @bigdamnband.bsky.social

11.12.2024 17:22 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Santa is also bringing you a smutty holiday card in the next day or so 😘

11.12.2024 17:21 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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@sarazan.net bless you for blessing me into the blsseseded discord for memes like this

11.12.2024 17:10 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

It yooooooooou 🥰

11.12.2024 17:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah as you may have heard, literally nothing happened haha

07.12.2024 02:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

nice

05.12.2024 19:01 👍 25 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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National Tsunami Warning Center upgrading quake to 7.3. Estimating some type of wave to hit San Francisco around 12:10 pm. Unclear extent of waves. Obviously stay away from shorelines.

05.12.2024 19:03 👍 32 🔁 28 💬 2 📌 6

Scared the shit out of us haha

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