Andy Foster (Heresy Miniatures)

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

It was whichever one had the OG Adepticus Titanicus stuff in, i think. there was a drawing (Jes G i think) of a Titan and crew in it, and for some reason the devotional banner hanging off it blew my mind, all those tiny tanks and stuff looked so cool.

a man with a beard is singing into a microphone with his hair blowing in the wind . ALT: a man with a beard is singing into a microphone with his hair blowing in the wind .

Alreet Gandalf

The BIG one, lol. I haven't got it at home so i can't measure it, but the one i used had a double flap lid built in. the wing span on the dragon is 47cm or something, and about 49 high IIRC.

certainly worth popping to B+Q and getting a massive plastic tub and some void fill; that's how i always transported it to shows...

Excited to see it, cos I have actually never seen one with the alternate head on...

Head and torso resin dragon

My amazing friend @greenstuffnglue.bsky.social is building my absolute unit of a dragon from @heresyminiatures.com and I'm over the moon with it, just look at that noble countenance ♥️
#nerdlings

"What're we doing, guys? Painting some Warhammer™ miniatures with Warhammer™ paints and... Citadel™ brushes?"

Eowyn: I am no man.

Nazgul: I am not letting you into that toilet.

Eowyn: I am no man!

Nazgul: Suuuure. You know, we can always tell.

Eowyn: Fuck sake.

Could also work as larger scale spider egg sacs or something similar for the fantasy/horror genre games.

GENIE: what is your wish

ME: an ice cream cone from mcdonalds

GENIE: sorry the machine is down

link it then, ya daftie

4 panel comic, black & white P1: A large monolithic onyx black spacecraft hangs heavy-yet-weightless in low orbit over a planet. A caption box booms: "MEANWHILE! IN THE FAMILY VEHICLE!" From a triangular window on the front of the spacecraft, a voice yells "ARE WE THERE YET?!" P2: Cut to the interior of the craft. Sat at the controls in the cockpit is a husky man wearing what could be described as "Jack Kirby Chic." Behind him, we can see something with beady eyes looming as he answers "verily, my loin-spawn, I say thee once again: NAY!" P3: We reveal the abomination that is the pilot's child, sat sedentary in a chair atop a robotic arm. Head far too large for their body, they yell "but oh father mine: ARE WE THERE YET?!" P4: Closeup on the father's beleaguered face, as he quietly says "by fuck" through gritted teeth

MEANWHILE!
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patreon.com/nhoj

translation: the President will scream abuse at them about not being able to magic up another 4000 missiles overnight

WH Smith name to disappear from high street in agreed £76m sale to Modella Under terms of deal with Hobbycraft owner, 233-year-old brand will become TGJones

Yeah, WHSmiths, he dead now
www.theguardian.com/business/202...

I just assumed that since they were labelled Expert they must be better paints than the regular paint set, and the fat biker gang staff members in the Newcastle GW store didn't bother to ask any questions that might have helped. Much confusion watching inks run off (thick) enamel.

My mam bought us Heroquest, and a White Dwarf magazine )106 or 108 or 113 or something) that was where it all started. The HQ box showed you how to paint the figures! Easy! we undercoated in white enamel car spray, and I bought this Expert Paint Set with my pocket money. They were actually inks.

Screeenshot of an email header from 'Laura At Rightmove' asking me to pick my Private Island Escape. Epstein be damned

read the room, Laura at Rightmove, everyone thinks private islands are for one thing only now

call from a mobile, some young bloke with with a south west english accent claiming to be 'from the car finance team, calling about the mercedes benz you had?' i just laughed loudly saying oh, mate! until his supervisor ended the call

It's a shame they're dumping the Citadel brand. Good strong fantasy name that. Something of the Smurfification of everything being Warhammer this, Warhammer that, now. I get it, 8 billion dollar valuation global business, etc but, still...

I make 'em reaching for the keyboard ngl

It's lonely working on your own in a workshop, but I'm glad nobody was around to hear me make the worst series of 'huurrgh' 'eeeyaagh' noises I've ever made whilst bending down to pick up dropped plastic bases

Shame about the whole Eurovision situation though. This kid's a genuine music star; he lives that life, it's his best life, there's no other life he should be living. He built everything in the video - they aren't props, put it that way. See also his Furby Organ

"What if Damon Albarn bigenerated?" has been answered

Telegraph sold for £575m as German buyer elbows out Daily Mail Axel Springer, owner of Bild and Die Welt, agrees all-cash deal for one of UK’s oldest newspapers

The Telegraph being bought by a German is pretty ironic. Amusingly, he sees an AI based future for it.
www.theguardian.com/media/2026/m...

Aw, mate, i'm so sorry x

Wow, so not much use for scale at all, really - what about the ratmen? are they about the size of the human?

I must have a miscast, mine's the other way up!