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Agreed!

A brain the size of a planet and they've got me bombing girls' schools for a living 🤖

anthropic: I have made AI

tech nerds: you fucked up a perfectly good computer is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

tfw when your legal team is unc, bro

"This contract is *buns*, bro! Totally chopped."

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

Lovely!

Rahm Emanuel's coverup of Laquan McDonald's death can't be forgotten Democrats can embrace police reform or Rahm Emanuel as ambassador to Japan — but not both.

And, fuck Rahm.

not wrong

Just some girlies casually doing real time research on and analysis of international relations

Screenshot of a text that reads: “Ladies. I have an INSANE story that needs to come in a voice note.”

Just the best way to start your day.

Obscene.

And even after all that and all the evidence that this guy is a corrupt dirtbag, the primary race w Cornyn was close enough to send them to a run-off.

As long as you say a bunch of Christian stuff, make sure everyone can have ARs, and are a no on abortion, Texas republicans are locked in.

Ken Paxton won AG by 10 points in 2022 when he’d long been indicted for securities fraud & had all sorts of legal fuckery in the news!

Post DOGE I think of redistributive taxation far less in terms of redistribution itself than in terms of taking away social-political nuclear launch codes from people who can’t be trusted with them.

🥳

A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

I love that there was some Kuwaiti pilot out there who briefly thought he was doing god tier fighter pilot stuff, just having the most epic day splashing bogeys left and right. This is like an SNL skit brought to life.

Yes

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Tweet by Igor Bobic "Fetterman responds to Graham Platner saying he should lose his seat: “Oh, really? The guy with the Nazi tattoo? Yeah, I'm devastated by that.” "

this is what awaits us if we fail to crush Platner in the primary, "oh the party of Nazi Tattoos has something to say?" every time forever

Hell yes

Love to go to war with ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ as the whole plan.

Ridiculous.

A lot of people need to go to jail, and I’m cool with it including the justices.

the HPV vaccine is fucking incredible, period end of that's it

Ongoing “lol” at every entity that cuts a lopsided deal with this guy rather than telling him to fuck off

Most lethal and precise bombing of an elementary school in history.

This is a devastating and beautiful tribute to Melissa Hortman, the MN Speaker of the House who was murdered last summer alongside her husband and dog. What a tremendous loss.

video from iceout.org earlier today at the whipple outside minneapolis shows a hennepin county sheriff’s deputy shoving the head of a protestor who was already tackled into the ground

we need someone to challenge dawanna witt for sheriff. this brutality happening under her watch is unacceptable

I have never seen a politician more directly copy this speech in my life