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Pete Birkinshaw

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Hat-wearing devourer of chickpeas, Manchester vegan, manager of identities, developer of obscure software, Green inactivist, Elixir & Ruby coder, watcher of K-dramas, daft-apeth. Alignment: Quixotic-Good https://binary-ape.org

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I'm self-employed and if I posted something like "If you're confident my teddy bear isn't conscious please explain the nature of human consciousness" on social media I'd be forced to fire myself

07.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's because the designers and programmers are incredibly ignorant of things outside their very narrow field of expertise, and astonishingly overconfident and naive about what they do know.

07.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like the windows, and the interior wood, but I'm not convinced by the flat roofs in Britain idea

07.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I like this style of building but wonder if I'd always feel as if I was living in a university department

07.03.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's important to give full credit to the original idiom here.

"The US has its arse lined with noodles"

07.03.2026 09:49 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Maybe the tiny upticks are McSweeney's genius at full power

07.03.2026 09:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Suburbia is Subsidized: Here's the Math [ST07]
Suburbia is Subsidized: Here's the Math [ST07] YouTube video by Not Just Bikes

WATCH: This is STILL one of the toughest truths for some to accept, but one of the most IMPORTANT β€” car-dependent suburbia is HEAVILY SUBSIDIZED by downtowns and urban areas!

Watch this excellent video by #NotJustBikes with #Urban3 & @strongtowns.bsky.social.

PLEASE SHARE it as much as possible.

06.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 6

*checks Wikipedia* It is a pun on Ludo. But as Ludo is latin, is that pronounced correctly? And which Latin?

06.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I always assumed Cluedo was a pun on older boardgame Ludo, hence the dough

06.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Google pledges roughly three hours of its annual profit to fight climate change Google and others are committing $100 million to combat climate change.

The perfect headline doesn’t exi…

05.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 7509 πŸ” 2179 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 65

"simulacra of faith" is a good phrase

06.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's only one party of the centre

06.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been worrying about dodgy ex-Labour people joining the Greens and David Prescott is just the sort of new member I was worrying about. I know normal membership applications can't be vetted, but...

06.03.2026 11:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My least favourite too. It's moody and atmospheric but not cheerful at all.

06.03.2026 10:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes but that's most of them so far TBH. The Groke has actually been happy in this one, maybe

06.03.2026 09:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm currently listening to the Moomin book in which Moominpappa has a Freudian midlife crisis about getting his lighthouse to light up, Moonintroll falls in love with a horse, and Little My knowingly commits settler-colonial genocide on behalf of the liberal bourgeoisie

06.03.2026 09:52 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not ridiculing Christians here, partly because I'm being very specific, and partly because none of those people are even remotely followers of Jesus

06.03.2026 09:02 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it like chaining extension cables when there's only one socket? Because in the versions of Christianity I'm familiar with God always has ample sockets.

06.03.2026 09:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why do weird American Christians, particularly people in Trump's government, all touch each other when praying, as if one of them is a Van de Graaff generator? Is it some sort of evangelical qi channelling?

06.03.2026 08:57 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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A GitHub Issue Title Compromised 4,000 Developer Machines A prompt injection in a GitHub issue triggered a chain reaction that ended with 4,000 developers getting OpenClaw installed without consent. The attack composes well-understood vulnerabilities into so...

I am convinced we are on the verge of the first "AI agent worm". This looks like the closest hint of it, though it isn't it quite itself: an attack on a PR agent that got it to set up to install openclaw with full access on 4k machines grith.ai/blog/clineje...

05.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 160 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 13
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Vice-chancellor calls for review into student loans for those without A-levels Adam Tickell, of University of Birmingham, says money is loaned to people who β€˜are not really capable of graduating’

Urgh. This has made it to the Guardian. As I said the other day, it sounds dire for lifelong learning and for non-traditional students. A very real risk of homogenising the student body, here. Along with assumptions about the form of universities.

www.theguardian.com/education/20...

06.03.2026 08:38 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Sheep are disappearing from the UK's hills - and its dinner plates Have we have passed

Good. We need wildlife and trees and flood protection and clean water instead.

06.03.2026 08:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone who programs is a programmer or coder. It’s like being a writer or cooking or painting. Engineers now are certified professionals following regulations.

06.03.2026 08:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œSoftware engineer” is a phrase like β€œclay pigeon” or β€œclothes horse”

06.03.2026 08:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dive into Wool Creature Lab's World of Vibrant Felted Nudibranchs How artist Arina Bovenich's job at a remote biology research station transformed into a unique craft practice.

Wow, amazing #sciart via @thisiscolossal.com

05.03.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 456 πŸ” 175 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 20

The little anus logo means that it's just slop

05.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this slop? Are you actually explaining the death of children caused by idiots using slop by using more slop?

05.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I keep seeing posts about ai models like "actually they're good at this thing now!"

but once you understand that ai tools are being built by fascists in service of attacks on humanity, whether or not they can generate useable code or do basic searches kind of stops being the main question

07.09.2025 17:52 πŸ‘ 629 πŸ” 189 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 16

1. Carpenter. WW2: fixed planes, then fought in Pacific (Burma?), eventually stationed in Nagasaki. Then had small furniture business, then corner shop

2. Factory worker/shouty communist. WW2: Royal Engineer, shouty, Europe then worked making soap in factory, became production line manager (shouty)

05.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(They have no child)

05.03.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0