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Floris "Flo" Alov

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Hopelessly woke independent writer and coffee junkie. Author of Cooking the Rich (a satire on capitalism). Full-time servant to a cat named Tokyo. https://linktr.ee/florisalov

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To those who still think there’s no problem with capitalism: we’re watching a genocide being supported by a shamefully large number of “democratic” leaders, because what they chose to have concern for is weapons money

25.06.2025 06:11 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Available now at your favorite digital store! Cooking the Rich: a survival cookbook for the apocapitalypse by Floris Alov

Looking for your summer read? It slipped out of my mind to announce it 🤷‍♂️ but Cooking the Rich (eBook) has been 50% off since the 1st of June and until the end of the month : books2read.com/u/m09Xey

Read/repost if you want to help a debut writer 🙏

18.06.2025 13:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Has anyone read Cooking the Rich and would have some feedback? 🫶

13.02.2025 17:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Forget about Trump, Cooking the Rich is out today.

20.01.2025 20:24 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

D-5 for Cooking the Rich… 🥳

15.01.2025 18:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey 👋 I haven’t forgotten you, and the book is coming out soon! I wanted to DM you about sending you that gift copy, but it seems you don’t accept DMs… Please get in touch if you’re still in 🫡

13.01.2025 17:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

UPDATE : after much consideration, I have finally picked a date for the release of Cooking the Rich. It’ll be out on Jan. the 20th, wink wink.

15.12.2024 14:42 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

My advice to Americans (and beyond) for the coming 4 years: make Trumponade

18.11.2024 17:06 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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😂 www.instagram.com/p/DB_4xu3yTK...

15.11.2024 19:08 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Hang in there 💪 I have good hopes that being on here rather than on Twitter will keep us sane (perhaps even optimistic?). As for Cooking the Rich, nothing would make me happier than to learn it’s helped alleviate some of the burden. God knows writing it has done me good 😅

15.11.2024 18:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks 🙏 Stay tuuuuuuned 😅

13.11.2024 16:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your comment made my day! 🙏 Tell you what…if you’re based somewhere the book’s available when it comes out, your copy’s on me. DM me when you catch a moment 😊

13.11.2024 12:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Guardian will no longer post on Elon Musk’s X from its official accounts Platform’s coverage of US election crystallised longstanding concerns about its content, says Guardian

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13.11.2024 12:00 👍 79 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 0

@bsky.app : Making Internet Psychologically Safe Again

12.11.2024 18:49 👍 41 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Ah. We need more cat's dads 😉

12.11.2024 17:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fingers crossed. I'm not enough of a masochist to get on Twitter...

12.11.2024 15:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Indeed, it's what we have left... 😅

12.11.2024 15:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So the non-hateful have found their platform? 🙏

12.11.2024 14:31 👍 87 🔁 2 💬 7 📌 2
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Cooking the Rich is a satire on capitalism written in the form of a cookbook. A cookbook for when « the people shall have no more to eat, » and « they will eat the rich. »

COMING SOON.

#book #author #authors #writers #writerscommunity #satire #humour #capitalism

12.11.2024 10:31 👍 37 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0