Honestly doing any driving anywhere after dark on the Fourth of July is a foolish endeavor. Every driver is drunk. Don’t drive on July 4 if you can avoid it
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Honestly doing any driving anywhere after dark on the Fourth of July is a foolish endeavor. Every driver is drunk. Don’t drive on July 4 if you can avoid it
Broke: writers revealing stuff years later à la “dumbledore is gay”
Woke: an entire season where, at least once an episode, everyone asks the star whether he’s going to drive his motorcycle off a bridge
Got real sick living in the basement of that loft building in LA
(Duke voice) acquaintance, really
so long suckers!
IT HAS A FLOWER SPIKE ahhh I am so excited!!!
rooting so hard for the Naylors tonight against the dastardly Americans
Love that he was like, “my friend” and Duke was like “acquaintance”
Happy birthday!!!! Can your bday be normal and chill for once?
Screenshot of an Old tweet. Someone meal prepped three containers that each contain unseasoned chicken, one hard boiled egg, and a lot of broccoli. They captioned their photo, “life’s good.” Someone quote tweeted them saying, “okay mr fart.”
okay dr shart
Season 3 of The Pitt: night shift during Fall Back time change. Extra Shen
Are we about out of ways to get an air hole situated
Screenshot of an Old tweet. Someone meal prepped three containers that each contain unseasoned chicken, one hard boiled egg, and a lot of broccoli. They captioned their photo, “life’s good.” Someone quote tweeted them saying, “okay mr fart.”
okay dr shart
In Soviet Russia, zoo buys you
I just played REQUITED for 69 points
Words With Friends notification says ZADDY is not an acceptable word.
like hell it isn’t!
Im going to start a podcast where I talk to you chucklefucks (complimentary) while we eat fried food. It’ll be called Hat Ones
Bought some new spring/summer jimjams. Just in time for 15-20” of snow
Add in Spy and you’ve got the worlds greatest trilogy
is it called Old Stewie
Betty Draper shooting pigeons dot gif
you know im always gonna go for chocolate: chocolate cake donut w chocolate icing, or a regular yeasted donut w chocolate icing. sprinkles if possible. that’s the stuff
I want a donut so bad rn
Yes! And I don’t think they put that guy in the previously on section, so it was like, you really had to rely on Carter’s POV to remember what happened
Does Danny Glover have the most soothing presence in the universe
1000 piece puzzle. There are 3 large carrots on a solid white background. The white border and the carrots are all complete but the white background is almost empty.
More pieces have been added to the white background.
Even more white pieces have been added.
I am a hero!
Love this for you. And r’s education I guess. But mostly for your ability to smug
You’re playing an indoor night game. You don’t need to do this to your face, bro
Hilariously dumb of Mexico to run themselves into an out. You could’ve forced Italy to bring in a reliever before the inning ended!
Every trans kid is infinitely braver and cooler than these losers!!!!!