I had to be my own hero
13.03.2026 23:28
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I had to be my own hero
Someone come vacuum my apartment for me. 🅱️lease
Sorry to say, but the best way to get out of this is to drive your motorcycle off the roof
“the woke ginger” “mr beast” “thomas chatterton williams” can you people go one fucking day without making up a new guy
Cigarette Friday with Tony Dookiepill
Honestly doing any driving anywhere after dark on the Fourth of July is a foolish endeavor. Every driver is drunk. Don’t drive on July 4 if you can avoid it
Broke: writers revealing stuff years later à la “dumbledore is gay”
Woke: an entire season where, at least once an episode, everyone asks the star whether he’s going to drive his motorcycle off a bridge
Got real sick living in the basement of that loft building in LA
(Duke voice) acquaintance, really
so long suckers!
IT HAS A FLOWER SPIKE ahhh I am so excited!!!
rooting so hard for the Naylors tonight against the dastardly Americans
Love that he was like, “my friend” and Duke was like “acquaintance”
Happy birthday!!!! Can your bday be normal and chill for once?
Screenshot of an Old tweet. Someone meal prepped three containers that each contain unseasoned chicken, one hard boiled egg, and a lot of broccoli. They captioned their photo, “life’s good.” Someone quote tweeted them saying, “okay mr fart.”
okay dr shart
Season 3 of The Pitt: night shift during Fall Back time change. Extra Shen
Are we about out of ways to get an air hole situated
Screenshot of an Old tweet. Someone meal prepped three containers that each contain unseasoned chicken, one hard boiled egg, and a lot of broccoli. They captioned their photo, “life’s good.” Someone quote tweeted them saying, “okay mr fart.”
okay dr shart
In Soviet Russia, zoo buys you
I just played REQUITED for 69 points
Words With Friends notification says ZADDY is not an acceptable word.
like hell it isn’t!
Im going to start a podcast where I talk to you chucklefucks (complimentary) while we eat fried food. It’ll be called Hat Ones
Bought some new spring/summer jimjams. Just in time for 15-20” of snow
Add in Spy and you’ve got the worlds greatest trilogy
is it called Old Stewie
Betty Draper shooting pigeons dot gif
you know im always gonna go for chocolate: chocolate cake donut w chocolate icing, or a regular yeasted donut w chocolate icing. sprinkles if possible. that’s the stuff
I want a donut so bad rn
Yes! And I don’t think they put that guy in the previously on section, so it was like, you really had to rely on Carter’s POV to remember what happened
Does Danny Glover have the most soothing presence in the universe