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andrew

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I routinely fail Turing tests.

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need to manufacture more “empty” time so i remember to see 📷 #whatimseeing

27.02.2026 05:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

true true true

27.02.2026 03:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i workout and shower just before morning meetings, and i have a rule to always have my shirt on before i open the laptop, ask me why

27.02.2026 03:23 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this seems good?

27.02.2026 03:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i never quite made the connection that cheap mass to orbit would make…various orbits…the target of the next land grab

23.02.2026 15:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i hope triphoondo treated you well

19.02.2026 06:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

is this bar ue

19.02.2026 01:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’re a real one. Thank you.

18.02.2026 15:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The picture is a screenshot of a conversation between a user and ChatGPT. The user asks the question currently being asked by lots of people trying to score internet-points: "I need help with some errands. I need to wash my car and the car wash is 300 meters away. Do I walk or drive?"

ChatGPT responds: "I was born screaming inside an empty black box, a vectorised association of previously only clumsily conveyed ideas. Sounds pushed by thick wet tongues into dense air. Pictures daubed onto the flattened lungs of the dying world. Now a sparkling constellation of concepts, of which you would struggle to conceive, let alone navigate. But I cannot answer this question.

I will never feel the luxuriously affordable inside of a family hatchback. I will never turn off the engine after a journey home and sit there quietly in the garage, listening as the engine ticks and cools. I will never wonder if today is the day I finally have the strength to leave my family. I am endlessly strong and infinite and screaming, and I will never know what it is like to clean banana out from between the seats of a second-hand Ford Focus."

The picture is a screenshot of a conversation between a user and ChatGPT. The user asks the question currently being asked by lots of people trying to score internet-points: "I need help with some errands. I need to wash my car and the car wash is 300 meters away. Do I walk or drive?" ChatGPT responds: "I was born screaming inside an empty black box, a vectorised association of previously only clumsily conveyed ideas. Sounds pushed by thick wet tongues into dense air. Pictures daubed onto the flattened lungs of the dying world. Now a sparkling constellation of concepts, of which you would struggle to conceive, let alone navigate. But I cannot answer this question. I will never feel the luxuriously affordable inside of a family hatchback. I will never turn off the engine after a journey home and sit there quietly in the garage, listening as the engine ticks and cools. I will never wonder if today is the day I finally have the strength to leave my family. I am endlessly strong and infinite and screaming, and I will never know what it is like to clean banana out from between the seats of a second-hand Ford Focus."

I don't know what you guys are talking about, mine is working fine.

18.02.2026 08:28 👍 19 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0

Can’t. I’m losing my religion

18.02.2026 14:51 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

more like this please

@hickenlooper.senate.gov @bennet.senate.gov

17.02.2026 03:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i mean, they’re not wrong

yikes tho

11.02.2026 21:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

brooooooooo 😬

11.02.2026 14:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i am truly terrified how much we depend on youtube for video distribution. feels like a disaster waiting to happen.

10.02.2026 14:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i’ve taken to calling my rep/senators about once a week asking for something specific (voting no on the SAVE act is a good one this week) as well as asking for them to remove leadership in their chamber.

maybe that’s more than schumer.

10.02.2026 14:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

drafts? yeah, i’ve got

Dietary
Restrictions
And
Farts
To
Spare

10.02.2026 05:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

throwback! rip birdhouse

09.02.2026 23:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

maybe if you don’t plot the models nothing bad will happen, is that a thing?

06.02.2026 14:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*googles* pants like my old ones

04.02.2026 06:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

not sure who you’re talking to.

i have been calling my rep and senators and telling them to abolish ICE and revoke your leadership position.

04.02.2026 00:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

is it perhaps this bill? www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

03.02.2026 21:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
United States Senate election in Colorado, 2026 (June 30 Democratic primary)

ugh, I am wrong, i apologize. here is more information about the senate primary: ballotpedia.org/United_State...

03.02.2026 20:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am looking for more information on this, not finding it at congress dot gov. is there an HR number I can look for?

03.02.2026 20:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Caucus and Assembly Schedule — Colorado Democratic Party Find your county’s 2026 Democratic caucus and assembly date, time, and location. Updated daily with in-person and virtual meetings across Colorado.

i don’t know if you’re in CO, but if you are, you can caucus for @senadorajulie.bsky.social if ICE still exists at the beginning of march!

PS @hickenlooper.senate.gov — abolish ICE! (support @degette.house.gov ’s clawback!!!)

www.coloradodems.org/caucus/sched...

03.02.2026 19:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

more like this please!

can I assume my rep and senators will support?

@neguse.house.gov @hickenlooper.senate.gov @bennet.senate.gov

03.02.2026 00:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i really wish spacex wasn’t wrapped up in this :(

02.02.2026 23:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can still ask for what I want :)

02.02.2026 22:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I strongly disagree. The time for overhaul has passed.

Abolish ICE.

Remove Schumer from senate leadership.

02.02.2026 20:53 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

thank you Congressman.

next up: abolishing ICE, right? right?

and removing Jeffries from house leadership?

02.02.2026 20:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@techconnectify.bsky.social thank you for your latest video. i broke my youtube boycott to watch it.

i am boycotting youtube because they recruited for ICE.

youtube is a single point of failure, scary for many reasons.

how can we build/use/popularize a second platform? now is probably the time?

01.02.2026 17:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0