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Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end. Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language. Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago. Text: We invented the condom before steel. Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it. Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders. Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?. Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago. Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice. Image: A barley field. Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago. Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026

"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." (Full size image)
Words by @funkittoys.bsky.social, images by @erikamoen.bsky.social (and various uncredited prehistoric artists, craftspeople, and caveperverts)

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Okay fine whose dick do I gotta suck for a switch 2

Smelling like Roses

Cropped photo of a presentation slide that says "I am going to succeed because I'm crazy"

My new mantra courtesy of the @outersloth.com talk

bantu and his lady friend have sex on their sides. "But starting his day doesn't have to mean getting out of bed."

part 2~

squeesh

Two feral dragons have hot sex

It was a pleasure working with them, hehe, now Algo had a nice time~
Commission simple illustration for @jykinturah.corvid.dev
Algo belongs to me, Coriolis — to Jukinturah <3

Timelapse on my Patreon ✌️

#dragon #nsfw #art #furryart #feral #runasolarisart #украрт

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

[ CW: incest ]
Girl Talk
#OCs | #furryart

[OCs] Yuuto and Captain (a big red dragon) 69ing in a room of the shrine.

69ing a dragon this long quickly stops resembling the integer. maybe it's more like ∞ing

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I did so many chores today. The sun is shining so nice, it's so warm on my skin. The breeze smells so good. The grass is barely starting to sprout but since it rained there bright green moss everywhere!

I just want to lay naked in the green grass on a summer day and nap. Lullabies by bird song.

Dude same??????

unicorn 🌿

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a lizard is standing on a mossy log with its tongue hanging out ALT: a lizard is standing on a mossy log with its tongue hanging out

The hopper movie was actually so cute, I really enjoyed that!

Kitt

#RE9

Okay I found a pair today I'm gonna test run, wish me luck breaking in these bad boys!!

I wonder how long I am...

Maybe I'm just thinking of jeans with spandex or something, stuff that makes them soft and stretchy.

Where does one go shopping for comfy soft jeans... I think this year we're gonna try to back in into jeans so I have some more clothing protection while playing in the woods.

I've been wearing pajamas for like 10 years, my favorite stores are all closed now LMAO

It's International Women's Day! :)

commission

If you're not a furry I think you should consider becoming one. You only have to do what you want and you get a fun little animal guy to obsess over

TIIIIIME CHANGES AHHH

it's friday yk what that means

old substar exclusive I had up ages ago when my page was active. also i forgot to add my signature

#nsfwart #feralnsfw

Not sure what compelled me to draw this suddenly but here’s a style guide to how I draw TLK style pawhands! Mostly just to show the shapes I envision when I draw them!

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Image of Jacob Wysocki screaming with poorly edited text that says "you are AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL."

YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FAVORITE THINGS. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW BAD AND ITS OK. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN TRY DIFFERENT MEDIUMS. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FAVES FUCKING NASTY. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WI