you’re legally skilled if you can name 7/10 of these hand tools
i’m legally skilled. it’s the law
06.03.2026 14:16
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you’re legally skilled if you can name 7/10 of these hand tools
i’m legally skilled. it’s the law
@bsky.app free @cursedsynth.bsky.social immediately #freecursedsynth #justiceforcursedsynth
who the hell are you
need some sort of tofu for dinner tonight or i will die
got a haircut
i was going to say ‘grown man named Markwayne’ but it’s funnier to think of a little fascist child named Markwayne
when the work bathroom is unoccupied
film crew in my bathroom documenting my insane toothbrush skills
saying ‘ha ha ha ha ha ha’ into voice-to-text instead of typing lol
The Quiet Indignityof Standing Wipes
My latest in The Atlantic
it’s so fucking stupid. i have zero doubt people are earnestly engaging with it too
facebook reels showing fake ‘contractor disasters’ seem to be quite popular with their intended target audience (moron suburban mothers and fathers)
Black crowned night heron in a Humboldt penguin exhibit
bro thinks he's on the team 😂😂😭😭😭
i’ll’ve eaten a yogurt 🔜
@mods unban @cursedsynth.bsky.social immediately #freecursedsynth
Free cursedsynth. Unban my friend who did nothing wrong #freecursedsynth
‘Fire!’ is a good one
steam rising from my head due to thinking really deeply at all times
i’m on the USS Gerald Ford and i just flushed and the toilet water is stagnant and lapping against my asshole and it stinks so bad and now it’s coming up and over my legs and i can’t get up and my head is almost underwater and it stinks so bad i’m gagging tell my family..
i knew she was the one when she took her gas mask off for me in the wasteland
this is the most important image in car history
Eating every mushroom I find in the woods until one kills me.
computer, preheat my oven (36” gas valve at the power plant opens 1% more)
price of the burger going up
we are so back
holding my breath for an hour
it’s actually very easy to be antiwar but americans struggle with it because they’re just shy people-pleaser smol beans. and we need to show some empathy.
next weekend at this time i’ll be wondering why it’s 10:12AM already
this is my brain on soup #luncheon
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