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Good morning, have some delightful wholesome content watching donkeys and goats eat toast.

Will and Eddie can't stop saying "new baby". As opposed to.. an old baby? #TheArchers

When you've got people whose lives were actually ruined because someone they care about got hooked on hard drugs saying that we should legalise or at least decriminalise you know it's a good policy and the people aggressively against it just like watching people suffer

Press Association comment from Quakers in Britain This evening, for the second time in a year, the Metropolitan Police raided a Quaker Meeting House and arrested a number of young nonviolent activists who were meeting there on the grounds that they were conspiring to commit a criminal act. The room in Westminster Quaker Meeting House was let to Take Back Power to hold nonviolent direct action training. Quakers support the principle of nonviolent direct action, which aims to protest without harming people. Oliver Robertson, head of witness and worship for Quakers in Britain, said: “For Quakers, faith and action are inseparable. Peaceful protest, prayer and nonviolent action are integral parts of many Quakers' religious life. “Whilst we take the planning of criminal acts very seriously, we believe that this incident is a deliberate targeting of committed young people who want to make our country a more equitable place. This raid is part of a systematic stifling of dissent. “That this is the second time in a year that the police have raided our meeting house dramatically illuminates the broader trend in the UK of cracking down on those who disagree with the government. The right to protest is fundamental to our democracy. It's a key part of how people make their voices heard between elections.”

Statement from @quaker.org.uk about tonight's police raid on Westminster Meeting House. Guys, I don't think they're buying the Met's line about it all being a cover for plotting "mass shoplifting"

The 6.30 comedy is lacking a crucial element. #TheArchers #BBCR4

It’s gonna be Kid Rock

Do you think it will ruin his fancy holiday?

Or perhaps, slightly marr his enthusiasm for fox hunting?

Or put him off recording more dreadful music?

If any chance of one of these, it's worth it. 😂

Yeh, clear and concise to the last!

I often think of one of the last things my mum said to me which was "Alexander Armstrong is a c**t."

She was not wrong.

Labour straight up copying BNP policies yet still baffled as to why everybody hates them now

The Home Secretary’s own MPs see through this. She is desperate and dangerous.

People are joining the alternative:

join.greenparty.org.uk

Screenshot from the Green Party website. Text reads "Thank you for joining. Today you have joined a growing movement of people working together to create a fairer, greener future."

As a descendant of a refugee who arrived here on the Kindertransport, the Labour Party's policies on immigration and asylum seekers repulse and frighten me.

I reject the politics of fear and hatred.

I want equality, fairness, hope and humanity.

So I've joined @greenparty.org.uk 💚

I knew I had seen a similar thing somewhere before

Labour is a far right party

Correction: the top was aertex, the knickers were maroon synthetic material. Just the garb for adolescent girls to wear whilst running in public.

Cross country, running along the River Mersey, in aertex knickers and being flashed at by various perverts along the way. I dreaded it. An exercise in sadism.

Leeds, c.late 1980s, photo by Peter Mitchell.

Screenshot from sewage map.co.uk. There is a map of the Henden Bridge area and a graphic with information about a Yorkshire Water discharge of sewage into the River Calder from 02/03/2026 11.10am to 03/03/2026 9.36am

If you're arriving at #HebdenBridge and wondering about the whiff, Yorkshire Water were pumping shit into the River Calder for nearly 24 hours.

Sounds fitting.

Lies come so easily to Brian. #TheArchers

Labour threw it away, and the Greens played an absolute blinder.

Wonder where's next? 🤔

Thanks, I'm liking it here so far ☺️

That photo makes it look as though his mask may slip off, leaving the wall to wall bacon on full display.

Why did the US target an elementary school in Minab, Iran?

More than 160 killed in a strike on a girls' school.

Where's the international condemnation for this atrocity?

Good to see you here! 😊 I moved out of G&D before the by-election, but am delighted about the result! I did predict it, but can't deny that it was nerve-wracking.

so about that energy price cap cut.

Tell you what, the "grown ups in the room" are horrific human beings.

Aw, diddums.

Just no choice but an illegal war.

Again.

🤷🏻‍♀️

Course they are. Not only massive fans of illegal war, but they will do literally anything to distract from the fact that support for them is tanking.

Illegal wars will continue until morale improves.

A weak Prime Minister, dragging us all into an illegal war.

This needs to stop.