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jessica

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awesome ty

06.03.2026 23:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what's a good beer to drink in the shower?

06.03.2026 23:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i’ve never had a shower beer i feel like i should try that

06.03.2026 22:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

injection successful i’m perfect and god loves me

06.03.2026 20:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if you’d like to help me celebrate graduating electrolysis school today, some money in my gofundme goes a long way 💖

03.03.2026 15:46 👍 49 🔁 40 💬 1 📌 0

turns out we've had a raccoon living in our crawlspace and we gotta drop about $900 on trapping and prevention because the house has so many access points. we then gotta call a plumber to replace a vent on our roof because it's been broken. i just got laid off, please help. bsky.app/profile/t4tc...

24.02.2026 19:52 👍 79 🔁 93 💬 3 📌 7

i want a big fucked up bucket of fried chicken and potato salad

06.03.2026 20:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i need to get out of bed and do my injection but i don’t even feel like doing it

06.03.2026 20:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

for sure

06.03.2026 08:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i was recently voted most beautiful woman with $0 in her bank account

06.03.2026 08:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yay i get to inject hormones tomorrow

06.03.2026 08:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ugh... just found out my wife is ai generated

06.03.2026 08:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i need more stuffed animals and 2-3 beers

06.03.2026 07:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

no one has seen me naked as many times as the little spider that lives in my shower

06.03.2026 07:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ugh

06.03.2026 06:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

murder jokes are completely fine though

05.03.2026 22:50 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
05.03.2026 21:49 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

so is the dick sucking factory hiring

05.03.2026 21:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

he would be worth it 🙂‍↕️

05.03.2026 20:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

that would be awesome

05.03.2026 20:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

lol gn!

05.03.2026 10:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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on the floor

05.03.2026 10:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i need to be killed

04.03.2026 20:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yeah, every time

04.03.2026 05:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

woah congrats!!!

03.03.2026 15:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i need a diet dr pepper

03.03.2026 15:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Donate to Please Stand With A Trans Kansan In Her Time Of Need, organized by Christi Rat Thank you in advance for your time and interest. I am a trans Kans… Christi Rat needs your support for Please Stand With A Trans Kansan In Her Time Of Need

this is my good friend’s fundraiser, we’ve been friends for over a decade and I am doing everything I can to help her get out of Kansas and to a better situation.

I am able to provide safe housing and locally coordinated supports and anything you can do, just sharing even, helps tremendously

02.03.2026 22:30 👍 311 🔁 350 💬 7 📌 10

Beautiful Older Ladies

03.03.2026 05:00 👍 268 🔁 131 💬 8 📌 25

ocd sucks

03.03.2026 09:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

gn!

03.03.2026 08:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0