Elliot 🐂

#shitpost a cartoon raccoon crying on a bed

"What happened to him?"
"His drawing isn't turning out the way he wanted."

You're silly ♥️

Elliot's always gonna be the name... But I kinda want an @ to roll by... Something new and cute.

Gonna think on this for a few days, but I need to renew my domains soon, so now would be a perfect time to switch.

I've got an idea in mind, but I wanna sit on it.

Art I drew of my two characters skippy hyena and her werewolf boyfriend bryce . Skippy is pinned down to the floor with Bryce's big musky paw on the back of her head while Bryce knots her ass and digs his claws into her , snarling down at her

Bryce might look like a sweet gentle giant but skippy knows good and well he is still 100% a full fledged werewolf BEAST >:3 not likely to escape without a few new bite and claw marks to wear with pride

I dodged a fucking bullet pulling outta there at the start of the year, holy shit.

Can't say I'm surprised, but not even degradation art? They really fucked up on this one 😂

Deep breath
Mystery Box YCH for FenTheSaber

a reddish-brown bear lays across a padded bench, ass high in the air, eyes hypnotized with a swirling pink/purple energy. He's being spanked, milked, and teased by a group of ethereal hands. It seems like they've been going quite a while, as a large, visible rope of cum shoot's from the bear's cock to a nearby wall. A voice off-screen says "Relax, big guy. Let us do all the work~" "Why don't y'all give 'em a hand back there. Looks like he needs it~"

Incorporeal Punishment YCH for Bear!

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I know calling reps is very nerve racking. You're not sure what's the right thing to say, and tbh having a script thrown at me makes things just as nerve racking.

I called today, and I figured I'd write up a transcript of how my call went down. Hopefully it helps demystify the process

Someone forgot the cost of spanking my butt! By @kiba2412.bsky.social

For the record, this is my response to every one of those "you may spank it... once" memes. @renegade2615.bsky.social just had the bad luck to be chosen as the example.

🎨: @kiba2412.bsky.social

When Denny wants to go for a run it always ends up this way, hes even more grumpy because hes vers by the best bum @shurodragon.bsky.social

A tanuki fishing with a black steel fishing rod; half naked from the waist down. He sporst a yellow life jacket and sun visor to match. He’s looking at the viewer; his tail wagging and his erect dick throbbing in excitement. “Oh hey!” He says, “perfect weather for some fishing. Right, dude?” He adds. “You should grab a spare rod and join me!” He offers with a relaxed expression.

Care for some fishing? 🎣

Excited about the new Pokemon starters? Show which starter you love the most in this pokemon onesie YCH. Send me a DM if you want me to draw your sona with your favorite pokemon!
#furryart #ych #pokemon

They just hate me then 😔

I dunno why they never got back to me, as they were actively putting out sales, advertisements, and updates on their socials the entire time. Have any of you bought something from them and actually received their order?

Considering just blacklisting them, which sucks cause their designs look solid.

I had to chargeback my card in the end, and even then they ghosted my bank and made that process take as long as it could have.

I got my money back, but with absolutely ZERO help or communication from their end. Kinda frustrating that my issue was never even acknowledged by their team.

Does anyone know if @naughtyfox-toys.bsky.social is a legit company?

I tried ordering a toy from them during Black Friday, and got ghosted for 2+ months, even after reaching out several times through twitter and email for status updates.

EllieOnDaTelly, 300k kills in megabonk. Rank 1 on friend leaderboard using SIR OOFIE

Finally got my first run breaking 100k kills! Sitting comfortably at the top of my friend leaderboard now 😌

Sir Oomfie superiority 💪

😍

Go piss

A lot of y'all know my IRL face at this point, it might be time for me to stop giving a shit about keeping it under lock & key LMAO. Maybe once this shitty administration is gone, and this country's hatred calms a bit 😅

Literally could not win that con. Tummy aches the entire weekend. I don't do good deeds expecting good karma in return, but god damn 😩

I did have a really good time with @scruffle.bsky.social! And VERY much enjoyed the surprising meeting of MANY mutuals.

Every good deed I performed at ANE brought me bad luck.

People who were infront of us now behind us? I let them cut ahead. Outcome? We got cut off from a line, got redirected, and had to wait another 1.5h for our badge.

Someone lost a paw? I returned it. Outcome? Ran into someone I have beef with.

Focus.

A monkey OC floats suspended in air by ethereal, orange ropes. A spectral toy and ghostly hand use every inch of him as a ringed, dark shaft stretches his throat nice n deep. "Dont be shy~ Let it out, s- ATTA BOY!" A voice teases, filling the monkey's throat as both shoot large volumes of cum all over each other.

Raffle Prize for @themonkeyshine.bsky.social, gifted by @socksthewolf.com!

I think I might have to start offering a "Throatfucking" alt on this one going forward 👀

Added pokopia to my muted words

Therapy 😌

Eating popcorn and watching them burn. I'm living vicariously through you right now. I'm sorry you have to go through this, but it's so satisfying watching scumbag landlords reap what they fuckin sow 🔥❤️

Sketch for @discountdogg.bsky.social !

A monkey OC floats suspended in air by ethereal, orange ropes. A spectral toy and ghostly hand use every inch of him as a ringed, dark shaft stretches his throat nice n deep. "Dont be shy~ Let it out, s- ATTA BOY!" A voice teases, filling the monkey's throat as both shoot large volumes of cum all over each other.

Raffle Prize for @themonkeyshine.bsky.social, gifted by @socksthewolf.com!

I think I might have to start offering a "Throatfucking" alt on this one going forward 👀